One of these things is not like the others.
Yup one’s called “woman”, the other’s are “guys.”
The other’s what?
When did Brad Pitt get the diabeetus?
Pitt looks like he just stepped out of a time machine from 1990?
Who wouldve thought you could be married to such a vapid cunt and still have your looks?
Yeah, I don’t know how Angelina does it either.
Guess which one understands physics.
I guess Octomom must be babysitting their other 17 kids.
Maybe next time Brad will think twice before he sticks his face in a hornet’s nest.
Thanks for the laugh, I needed that.
He might never be as wealthy or as attractive, but you know he’s the family’s foremost mathlete.
“I’ve seen mom naked!”
“My insanity is tolerated because I’m attractive”
“My mistress is food!”
That’s the smile of a kid who fully knows how much he won in the lottery of life
High as fuck–24/7 I approve of his lifestyle; not his awful wife. She’s a ghoul.
“My momma always said life is like a box of chok-lits.”
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