superficial

  1. yourmom

    Seen here praying for more supermodels to fall into his lap. Clearly he know someone in charge.

  2. “Holy Shit! Johnny you scared the crap out of me! Now get on out of there and let’s go.”

  3. anonymous

    I’d be basking in it too if I just made some supermodel do some dirty things that she should be ashamed of doing.

  4. Every day of his life.

  5. Sweet JESUS Lukas…how long does it take to adjust that fedora and tuck your capris into your boots!!

  6. BB

    “Bitches…come.”

  7. Swearin

    He’s been listening to Kanye’s “I Am A God” alot recently

  8. “I swear to GOD! I can’t take you anywhere Johnny!”

  9. cc

    Sending that Escalade through the time machine with that guy was a disaster!

  10. Jenn

    These paps need to hurry up and take my picture, I can’t stretch my waddle out forever, I’m getting a crick. Lukas, come brace my neck!

    Yes master!

  11. meh

    All those years of pretending to enjoy the company of supermodels finally broke him. At last he accepted who he really was. He folded his arms, closed his eyes, and with his face bathed in sunlight he made his secret wish. And when he opened his eyes, there was Michael.

  12. icu

    “I love the smell of Supermodel pussy in the morning!”

  13. whatever

    see he is doing his daily mantra; ”I’m a douche, I’m a douche, I’m a douche, I’m a douche, I’m a douche, I’m a douche, I’m a douche, I’m a douche, I’m a douche, I’m a douche, I’m a douche, I’m a douche, I’m a douche, I’m a douche, I’m a douche, I’m a douche, I’m a douche, I’m a douche, I’m a douche, I’m a douche, I’m a douche, I’m a douche”

  14. fred

    “Glorious God above. I know that you have favored me in the past, but I have to ask you for one more thing. It’s the only thing I have not yet experienced. Please Lord, send me an Asian redhead with triple D’s who is 5’11″ or taller. Now bathe me in a heavenly light if you agree to do this for me.”

  15. “I am the king of the world”

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