“Honey, come back! I know Britney said it’s okay to put him in a box on the front of a bike, but I’m afraid he’ll get hurt!”
Britney apparently also supplied them with the instructions on how to put a bike helmet on your kid…
“Honey! I’m more famous than you now! I should get to ride the bike!”
Damn, cheap bastard would not buy her a bike?
“Hurry dad, she’s gaining on us!”
“Try and keep up, tubby. Ray Donovan ain’t fucking no fat chicks.”
Ruh-roh. Some little bitch over at 9 o’clock is about to get run over to death by Sabertooth and a westie.
“Liev!”….(huff huff) when”….(huff huff) are we getting ….(huff huff) a car!”
Why is he always the one on the bike while she hoofs it?
“That’s ok. *pant pant* Nah go on ahead. *gasp* I PREFER to run!”
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