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  1. GGGGRRRRRREEEERRRRRR!

    No! Stop, Chewie, stop! Chewie this won’t help me! Hey! Save your strength. There’ll be another time. The Princess. You have to take care of her. You hear me? Huh?

  2. Beer-bellytrix LeStrange.

  3. If you spread my butt cheeks, this is what it looks like inside.

  4. Wasn’t Halloween over a few weeks ago?

  5. She looks like a zombie geisha

  6. Little Tongue

    Ever wondered what Chewbacca and Morticia’s spawn would look like? Heeeere you go!

  7. When you make a face too many times, it freezes into Bruce Jenner.

  8. Hugh G. Rection

    That’s the hottest picture I’ve ever seen of her.

  9. “Mom, you promised me they were showing Rocky Horror here! You PROMISED!”

  10. Be Bo Wobbly

    “Wanna see my ‘screaming banshee’ face?”….”OKAY! Here it is!”

  11. “You’re lucky, he’s lucky, I’m lucky, we’re all lucky! Ha ha ha…”

  12. Slappy Magoo

    Was this before or after shoving Carrie into the closet for wearing a sweater that showed off her dirty pillows?

  13. What’s left to say about these people? Kris is crossing her fingers right now that one of her grandchildren gets kidnapped so she can sell the exclusive. Twice as much if it gets murdered!

    • hey, you know whose baby got shittons of press coverage – the Lindbergh baby!
      yes, I considered whether I should feel bad for implying it would be a good thing if the spawn of Kanye and Kim Kartrashian met an untimely demise, and my conclusion was no, not at all.

  14. “I WANT A BABYYYYYYYY!”

  15. fromage

    Wookie eats Ewok…news at 11:00.

  16. meeps!

    How she pulled that Mischa Barton mask over her Chewbacca mask, I’ll never know…

  17. “Ahhhhhhhhhhh, Chocolate Cake!!!!”

  18. cc

    The Kardashian Kollection…we live in an idiotic world, but I still have a hard time believing their Kardashian brand helps sell anything more sophisticated than cheap shoes or french fries.

  19. She didn’t find brains at home so zombie Khloe wandered the streets.

  20. Jenn

    You didn’t eat your dindin, Blanche, MUAHAHAHA!

  21. whatever

    For a split second I thought it was somebody actually famous, like Drew Barrymore. But then I recognized it as a trashy waste of space. So I need to make this formal protest against posting pictures of wastes of space. Please stop. What has IT ever done to deserve any attention? Nothing. Being a sister to a whore is no claim to fame, it’s a crawl away and hide in shame bitch.

  22. MT

    You are missing the point. It’s all in the details.
    She is the sister of a whore who lets men pee on her, then video tapes it and hands it over to mommy.

  23. introducing the newest member of System of a Down

  24. fred

    This is great. Japan has it’s new monster for the next Godzilla movie.

  25. Alicia Silverstone somehow ingested some ‘roids and is in the throes of a rage -”Fuck veggies!! Give me some goddam MEAT!!”

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