“Yeezus! You need to do a better yob of wiping your ass!”
I wonder if she smells more like a urinal cake, or a turd?
You really can’t tell from his expression.
“I told you it would smell like an NBA locker room, but you didn’t LISTEN!!”
“Kanye, you left North in the restaurant!”
Epic facepalm. Kanye finally realized what he is stuck with….
You know how little babies think no one can see them if they hide their eyes?
Maybe we’re looking at this wrong and he’s actually winding up for an epic backhand slap?
I wish I ran into him
Go ahead and cover your face form the paparazzi, Kanye. It’s not as though not looking where you’re going has ever ended badly for you.
They should do the world a favor and hang themselves with their respective chains.
“It’s “lyrical genius”, not “geniucal lyrust”. Seriously, what the fuck
does that even mean ? Your mother said this was gonna be easy,
but honestly, this shit is just killing me !”.
The irony here is that Kanye is thinking to himself “Please let her say just one sentence that doesn’t start with ‘I’.”
18 years, 18 years
I got one of your kids, got you for 18 years
After a year long drug binge Kanye sobers up. Instantly tries to smother himself.
I always pictured the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal a bit taller
The only way to take a picture of Kim these days…Google Maps van (satellite view).
Kim found a way to make herself more repellant…wear fur.
“I was thinking for our honeymoon, we could bring my mom.”
That dumbass is wearing some fake Hush Puppies that probably cost $1000. I’d be embarrassed too.
Best picture I have EVER seen of them!
“Kanye! I’m sorry”
“Bitch, how you not know the difference between the regular fork and dessert fork?!”
“When are you going to introduce me to your mother?”
“But Kanye, it was just one Instagram picture!”
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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West in Philadelphia. (November 16, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN