superficial

  1. Let’s see, a few sweaters, some jeans and shorts, a light jacket, 10 pairs of shoes, toothbrush, extra contacts. What else should I plant in the top drawer in his closet?

  2. So a foot is hanging out of a clingy woman’s car and no one bats an eye.
    When they spot a barbie in my car, I get a personal visit from Chris Hansen.

  3. anonymous

    Saw that new Priceline commercial yesterday with her and William Shatner in it.

    She’s on the edge to losing the weight battle. She was looking too much like “her dad” Shatner.

    • MT

      To think, Superman is missing out on this…
      Two years ago she was sexy and cute, today she looks like a 35yr old housewife that’s aging badly.

  4. “Chloroform…check. Duct tape…check. Zip ties…check.”

  5. Hugh G. Rection

    I have a theory about banging her big time.

  6. I don’t think that body is going to age well. I can see her getting heavy like Kelly Clarkson.

    • Oh, it’s definitely gonna happen. As soon as that show ends and she’s comfortably married to her poor kidnap victim, she’s gonna get so fat. She’s already on her way.

  7. cc

    Sorry but…a fucking Land Rover?! Can these people NOT THINK FOR THEMSELVES?

  8. “Kaley and Anyone sitting in a tree…”

  9. Slappy Magoo

    Henry Cavill has dreams about the back of that SUV, then he wakes up in a cold sweat screaming “no more chloroform!”

  10. crb

    She seemed perfectly normal on Craig Ferguson the other night talking about her disdain for humans and fondness for horses and dogs.

  11. whoever submitted this weak shit should be fired.

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