I thought this was Phoebe Price.
I thought it was Gene Simmons.
I think Gene has manicured eye brows.
Could also be Ozzie… if he was having a particularly bad day.
I thought it was Andre Agassiz.
I thought it was a scrotum.
I thought this was butter. i can’t believe it’s not.
I thought they exumed Michael Jackson’s body.
I thought it was Herman Munster
She plays Arthur Christmas
I thought Liberace was dead?
“Brooke Shields at the National Facial Line Count championship. Brooke is considered a contender for the title.”
At long last, the secret is told. Brooke Shields is actually Brock Shields – a longshoreman from the upper east side.
If she looks like like, I must be one old fuck.
I guess Tarzan escaped the Lipstick Jungle
Danny DeVito in a wig.
She looked better in her post pardom days….go back to being depressed-less wrinkles.
An overdose of Botox has caused Brooke’s face to seriously retract…
Brooke really is lovely in person. Intelligent, warm and very stunning. Really down to earth and humble. So why are you showing me this picture of Antonio Banderas?
This is what real people look like when they age.
Actually, she’s become her mother.
At least she doesn’t look like those hollywood freaks.
I’d hit it.
Let me grab a bat and I’d help you
We can team up!!
Jackie O is looking about as healthy as the Greek economy.
“And Brooke Shields as The Grinch”
And there go the last of my fond memories of The Blue Lagoon.
And the last of the hotness is finally gone.
Turned down for the role of Maria Shriver because she looks too old.
yeesh. something’s wearing off…
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