Put some freaking clothes on Ke$ha.
I say, I say, I say, Colonel Sanders has forgotten his pants!
How the fuck does she not get arrested? If some peon walked around like this they’d already have them thrown in Rikers
Looks like HBO is doing a follow up of Hookers on the Point again.
She’s not exposing any of the body areas that can get you arrested.
Nipples and cooch are very much under wraps.
I see local jailbait walking to school wearing less than this in the warm months.
Really? Where do you hide?
In New York, it’s legal for a woman to be topless in public.
Unfortunately, the women who exercise this legal right are not the most attractive.
I don’t think London has a “Rikers.”
Holloway is the female prison in London.
“I hate having this strange feeling like I forgot something.”
Colonel Sanders wants his shirt and tie back.
Whoa! Almost got caught updating my secret Formspring account.
Act cool. Act cool. *whistles nonchalantly*
“I really need a fucking day off from this crap.”
No way! Just reemerging since Halloween has past.
9 out of 10 optometrists agree that pants effectively cover one’s unsightly undercarriage.
I had a nightmare once where >I< went out without pants. This is worse…much MUCH worse
Streisand lost some weight.
“I call it ‘Sexy old lady’. Still think I steal them all from Madonna?”
I cant think of anything funny to say about this one; but if I did I would be saying it in a Foghorn Leghorn or WC Fields voice.
Would eat that ass!
I’d consult a nutritionist first, if I were you.
If I were still a teenager I’d ask her to the prom.
And much like highschool she’d say no
I was thinking, “Hey, she looks almost normal for once” and then I scrolled down.
I don’t want to taste her 11 herbs & spices, nor her secret recipe
What a jerk.
Hey Colonel Sanders, you left Barbara Streisand’s thighs in the fryer too long! Those are beyond extra crispy!
The waitresses at a strip club I used to go to wore a similar outfit but the tops were black. What’s my point? Nothing really.
“Wait, wait, wait, wait! Wait a second! You’re telling me, I flew all the way to Kentucky, to get some of your fried chicken, and–and the Colonel isn’t even working today??”
Hazzard County has gone to shit since Boss Hogg’s retarded stepdaughter took over.
Worst Emmylou Harris impression ever.
She looked really cute and kind of normal until you scroll down.
“If I walk with confidence, no one will realize I have forgotten my pants and think I did this on purpose.”
“Someone tell Jaime Gillis and Eric Edwards that new French chick is ready for her scene.”
I’m sorry, know she is eccentric, but where the F*** are her pants?!?
well dang… now I’ve got a hankering for a 3-piece, biscuit & potato wedges!! damn you Colonel Stephanie!
All right, we get it, you’re not a tranny. Now put some pants on.
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Lady Gaga in London. (November 13, 2011)