So THAT’s what Lady Gaga’s son would look like…
I bet a girl on stilts could be a lot of fun . . .
She’s on a douche… what’s he on?
Steroids and just a pinch of heroin.
So, for Halloween you’re going as a tranny’s schlong?
He looks like he just fell out of Victoria Gotti’s vagina.
Pauly D shows up for the unveiling of the “Pauly D all up in your snizz” tampons. A tampon shaped like Pauly D.
Like so many girls that have sat on Pauly D, she looks disinterested and wears eye protective gear.
No, she’s on YOU
Alyson Hannigan’s career must REALLY be on the down trend
Thought twas Katy Perry
The Ghostbar Dayclub?
I swear I read that 5x and thought it was some gay/lesbian thing.
I saw “Gaybar Hostclub”. Which would have explained Pauly D’s presence.
He’s on what? His period?
Here Pauly D with first pair a woman’s legs he’s actually been between since he was born.
I would love to clean my toilet with his head.
She’s on stilts and wearing gloves and eye gear, so I’m assuming she’s the one responsible for his hair.
Ghostbar? Well its certainly not a Goodbar. A Goodbar has nuts.
“We want to have the Ghostbar open during the daytime…what should we promote it as?”
“Great! Now we should get someone to DJ who’s famous but isn’t a real DJ. And he should be tan…to indicate that it’s daytime!”
“Well, if you want someone tan, how about one of those Jersey Shore doofuses! I think one of them fancies himself a DJ!”
“Brilliant! Now all we need is a pink-haired girl in feathery stilts to pose with him!”
“Oh, you ALWAYS want a pink-haired girl in feathery stilts.”
“Yeah, but I think this time it will work.”
(The only way this could have possibly happened.)
That is as high as he can count.
So this is where Kreashawn disappeared to.
Does “one” mean large butt plug?
“Miss? You look like you have a little Dingleberry problem.”
Well, that is the grin of a guy who’s on one. The back of his shirt has his phone number and “Call me.”
“Marylin Manson VS South Beach” Nice.
Cute – she styled her stilt-warmers to match his hair.
I’ve never seen a vagina with an asshole growing out of it.
Pauly UNDER a drag queen seems so appropriate! Finally showing his true colours! Good on you man!!
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