“Crazy Horse” backdrop? Where’s Sarah Jessica Parker when you need her?
Her and Jennifer Garner are out being groomed before they face Julia Roberts in the 3rd at Belmont.
The splooge of 6,000 guys is apparently good for the skin.
I think its more like 60,000. This chick is just nasty
You haven’t seen her skin up close…she’s got the pizza face of a 16 year old Edward James Olmos. HD porn basically killed her career.
I couldn’t agree more. Charlie Sheen has a better complexion that she does.
hey MS you gotta be a ‘Sunny’ fan…amirite? and you are correct, sir
Yeah, but she does anal, Fletch.
That makes her hotter than 95% of the female population IMO.
anal is the outlet for latent urges. plus, there is shit in there.
Ain’t nothin wrong with some butt-loving from time to time. McBeef, you’re saying latent urges for the guys right? But what if your woman really wanted some butt-loving and she was “clean” in there. Then?
A lot more than 5% of the female population engages in anal sex. And if there’s shit in there, you’re doing it wrong. Just like you wouldn’t let a chick blow you with a mouth full of ranch dressing…unless that’s your thing
That actually is my thing, McFeely.
Hmmmm…ranch dressing. Never thought of that. Are saying it’s better than a mouth full of wasabi?
yeah, i had a woman that really wanted the butt lovin’ and, well, i’m a dude and like sticking my dick in thangs, so… Just not my preference.
“clean” is a bit of an oxymoron when you’re talking about what’s up the ass.. Just cause it ain’t brown don’t mean it ain’t contaminated with shit.
Bree has taken more shots to the face than Joe Lewis. (Too soon?)
You mean Frazier? Boo effort
Hey, it’s the thought that counts.
Totally screwed that up. Joe Frazier.
That gets two whoopie cushions sound FX, followed by slow trombone
FML….definitely a term Bree is familiar with.
You didn’t even spell “Joe Louis” correctly.
Phair sang HWC and Bree took it to heart.
Oh, the stories her butthole could tell.
I’m thinking that it would make a good album!
“excuse me! let me – ASS – you a question.”
Dreg, isn’t that the title of a Dr. Seuss porno book?
“I’m a White Goddess. That’s not just me sayin’ it, this bar or nightclub or whatver says it. This is so empowering.”
That’s a pretty fancy setup for a party where everyone came in the back door.
Damn who is she????!!!!???? She’s hot!!!!! Would love to put a ring on her finger and a baby in her stomach!
What? Is this guy serious?
Sheen’s on the fucking computer again.
She’s had lots of babies in her stomach. If you ascribe to preformationism—the outdated belief that sperm and ova contain homunculi that grow into fully-formed human beings.
That’s a fashion Faux Pas. Everyone knows you shouldn’t wear white after you become a dirty dirty whore
That’s a fashion faux pas because everyone knows Bree Olsen doesn’t wear clothes.
What a butterface.
I hear she snuck 30 of her closest friends into the club in her ass. She’s like a modern-day, coke-fueled Trojan horse.
Another graduate of the Olivia Munn School of Smiling For the Camera.
Who would think that someone that beautiful is one of the dirtiest and nastiest porn stars out there.
If I did not know who she was and just met her, I would have a hard time believing that she could do such things.
Dang, TomFrank! They should have had Dennis Quaid’s tiny space pod bump into a flock of Homunculi in that movie! Opportunity missed.
Because nothing says “Posh” like the Queen of Anal.
If she’s hosting the White Goddess Party, who will host the Brown?!
“I’m douched up and ready for my scene. Where’s the horse?”
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