1. “Crazy Horse” backdrop? Where’s Sarah Jessica Parker when you need her?

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    The splooge of 6,000 guys is apparently good for the skin.

  3. Bree has taken more shots to the face than Joe Lewis. (Too soon?)

  4. Beefarino

    Phair sang HWC and Bree took it to heart.

  5. Oh, the stories her butthole could tell.

  6. Bonky

    “I’m a White Goddess. That’s not just me sayin’ it, this bar or nightclub or whatver says it. This is so empowering.”

  7. hbw

    That’s a pretty fancy setup for a party where everyone came in the back door.

  8. littleturtlehead

    Damn who is she????!!!!???? She’s hot!!!!! Would love to put a ring on her finger and a baby in her stomach!

  9. MrsWrong

    That’s a fashion Faux Pas. Everyone knows you shouldn’t wear white after you become a dirty dirty whore

  10. That’s a fashion faux pas because everyone knows Bree Olsen doesn’t wear clothes.

  11. BAHAH

    What a butterface.

  12. I hear she snuck 30 of her closest friends into the club in her ass. She’s like a modern-day, coke-fueled Trojan horse.

  13. Another graduate of the Olivia Munn School of Smiling For the Camera.

  14. Venom

    Who would think that someone that beautiful is one of the dirtiest and nastiest porn stars out there.
    If I did not know who she was and just met her, I would have a hard time believing that she could do such things.

  15. CranAppleSnapple

    Dang, TomFrank! They should have had Dennis Quaid’s tiny space pod bump into a flock of Homunculi in that movie! Opportunity missed.

  16. Throjo

    Because nothing says “Posh” like the Queen of Anal.

  17. celebutard

    If she’s hosting the White Goddess Party, who will host the Brown?!

  18. Nandomaniac

    “I’m douched up and ready for my scene. Where’s the horse?”

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