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  1. It’s a shame Little Steven has been relegated to this. Sad.

  2. it had to be said

    Is that Andy Garcia in the driver’s seat?

  3. “Yeah yeah, work the shaft… Not too rough. Kourtney does it too rough..”

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    Which Kardashian is giving the driver a blowjob?

  5. How can I get Rambo as a driver?

  6. “yeah scott, it’s big…but I can clearly see that it’s rubber, and it’s black”

  7. Bonky

    “Scott, man, I’m sorry but nobody is buying the ‘I love Kourtney and I am straight crap’ anymore. Maybe you can do one more season of it but you gotta come clean or you will end up like Kim when she got caught on that marriage lie bullshit.”

  8. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    “Easiest job there is, Scott. Just say ‘Sorry for your loss’ and act dignified.”

  9. MrsWrong

    “Sorry, dude, I don’t have change for a $20. Will you take $10 if I don’t finish?”

  10. “Sure I know how to drive. I know there’s a slot around here somewhere that this key slides into…”

  11. Frank The Duck

    Who is this guy??

  12. E30FromHell

    “Yeah, I’d say that’s definitely syphilis, dude.”

  13. TomFrank

    “What are those?”
    “Oh, uh, it’s…cranberry juice. Uh, cran-apple.”

  14. E30FromHell

    “Well, that’s about the smallest peck of pickled peppers that Peter Piper ever picked..”

  15. Woah! How in the Hell did Chloe get down there!?

  16. Nandomaniac

    It all started way back when Sandusky told the kid to get the keys he dropped, and the silly guy thought he was moving the parking brake out of the way.

  17. sheldon

    Is there anyone in Hollywood who just plain looks like a bigger dick?

  18. squishy

    So don’t care…

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