Scott Disick in Los Angeles. (November 12, 2011)
It’s a shame Little Steven has been relegated to this. Sad.
Is that Andy Garcia in the driver’s seat?
I hope not!! I thought that was him too.
“Yeah yeah, work the shaft… Not too rough. Kourtney does it too rough..”
Which Kardashian is giving the driver a blowjob?
How can I get Rambo as a driver?
“yeah scott, it’s big…but I can clearly see that it’s rubber, and it’s black”
LMAO so hard. Plus residual giggles.
“Scott, man, I’m sorry but nobody is buying the ‘I love Kourtney and I am straight crap’ anymore. Maybe you can do one more season of it but you gotta come clean or you will end up like Kim when she got caught on that marriage lie bullshit.”
“Easiest job there is, Scott. Just say ‘Sorry for your loss’ and act dignified.”
“Sorry, dude, I don’t have change for a $20. Will you take $10 if I don’t finish?”
“Sure I know how to drive. I know there’s a slot around here somewhere that this key slides into…”
Who is this guy??
The guy otherwise known as ‘I wish I was Christian Bale’.
Whenever I see this guy it just makes me think of Christian Bale’s character in Shaft. Why hasn’t Samuel L Jackson killed him yet?
“Yeah, I’d say that’s definitely syphilis, dude.”
“What are those?”
“Oh, uh, it’s…cranberry juice. Uh, cran-apple.”
“Well, that’s about the smallest peck of pickled peppers that Peter Piper ever picked..”
Woah! How in the Hell did Chloe get down there!?
It all started way back when Sandusky told the kid to get the keys he dropped, and the silly guy thought he was moving the parking brake out of the way.
Is there anyone in Hollywood who just plain looks like a bigger dick?
So don’t care…
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