Matthew Rutler and Christina Aguilera in Malibu. (November 13, 2011)
Here’s lookin’ at you, honey-baked ham *Wink*
I know when I am beat.
Yep read them all, you win.
She’s 2 shades away from Snooki.
psst Christina….you forgot the hands.
We should organise a shopping tour with her. Seems like she just have one trousser.
Who knew Malibu had a Golden Corral?
Oh man I remember that look… when you’re so drunk you have to close one eye to drive.
Hate to admit, I’ve done that. (Really, growing up the prairies, no one cared.)
Haha–I’ve been there. It’s the only way to see when you’re shit faced!
“I told him I am gaining weight because I am pregnant.”
Is it just me, or does he look an awful lot like Bratman?
No, really Matt! I can see my own brain!
Eating for two – it’s not temporary. It’s a way of life.
He looks like a slime ball.
And she looks like a greased pig. What’s your point?
This looks suspiciously like an all-you-can-eat buffet intervention
Unfortunately the only way he could get Christina to walk with him was by punching her in the eye.
little does he know I stopped taking birth control pills last week…*wink*
Hey, wheres my prized pig gone?
that explains why she keeps walking in circles.
he looks just like her ex-husband. Pasty fucker.
It’s great she’s got that new gig as spokeswoman for Piggly Wiggly.
If his outfit didn’t convince you he was blind…
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