1. diego

    Here’s lookin’ at you, honey-baked ham *Wink*

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    She’s 2 shades away from Snooki.

  3. cagster

    psst Christina….you forgot the hands.

  4. Who knew Malibu had a Golden Corral?

  5. We should organise a shopping tour with her. Seems like she just have one trousser.

  6. Fester

    Oh man I remember that look… when you’re so drunk you have to close one eye to drive.

  7. “I told him I am gaining weight because I am pregnant.”

  8. Is it just me, or does he look an awful lot like Bratman?

  9. hbw

    No, really Matt! I can see my own brain!

  10. Perplexity

    Eating for two – it’s not temporary. It’s a way of life.

  11. Expert on Everything

    He looks like a slime ball.

  12. MrsWrong

    This looks suspiciously like an all-you-can-eat buffet intervention

  13. Unfortunately the only way he could get Christina to walk with him was by punching her in the eye.

  14. whiskeyafternoon

    little does he know I stopped taking birth control pills last week…*wink*

  15. nick

    Hey, wheres my prized pig gone?

  16. thin lizzie

    that explains why she keeps walking in circles.

  17. Hugh Gentry

    he looks just like her ex-husband. Pasty fucker.

  18. cc

    It’s great she’s got that new gig as spokeswoman for Piggly Wiggly.

  19. If his outfit didn’t convince you he was blind…

  20. Johnny P!

    Christina: “Oh, don’t worry! It’s just the mildest of strokes…”

  21. uncle denial

    “And later Imma gonna man the Rutler, Aaarrrrr!”

  22. Putting on the Ritz a little early…

  23. Raoul

    Put that genie BACK in the bottle!

  24. KC

    She can’t keep both eyes open at fart at the same time.

  25. The Most Interesting

    That’s not a wink! She’s got a chicken wing stuck in her eye!

  26. I KNEW she had a fake eye!

  27. Uncle Phil

    That’s a wink that says “We’re getting a bucket of chicken and we’re doin’ it twice.”

  28. Nandomaniac

    A Picasso girlfriend? That’s absurdist!

  29. Whee!

    “Shh! I told him I was Bristina Baguilera!”

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