1. dontkillthemessenger

    Breast milk…. you make my daaaaaaaaaaaay.

  2. Snack pack

    Pissed? You think I look pissed? No, don’t look pissed. I look perfectly normal for a comedian who threw away a chance at $50M because I wouldn’t work for the Man.

  3. Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.

  4. Creatine is a hell of a drug.

  5. I’ll take a grande drip and a urine chaser, please.

  6. Mike Walker

    Alright, I’ll take that urine sample over here, J.J.

  7. MrsWrong

    Don’t scare the Chapelle. He scares easily and flees to his native habitat

  8. kimmykimkim

    “…because its sterile and I like the taste.”

  9. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Look at the tall skinny negro. It’s one of those Christmas drinks from Starbucks.

  10. Hey Guy

    “Bear Grills says you never know when it will come in handy, so I travel with a bottle of it on me at all times.”

  11. “How to Use Your Thumb as a Soda Straw. It’s a trick I learned from a tribal shaman in the Sudan.”

  12. Swearin

    “Go ahead, ask me again what my next TV show is; I punch you square in the mouth and pour my urine Sobe all over your bleeding gums!”

  13. cc

    That’s what zero gravity does to you.

  14. delta bravo radar

    “when getting real goes bad”


  15. Venom

    I hate this motherfucker for abandoning us and leaving us with nothing but shitty comedians to listen to.

  16. Coyote

    I’m Rick James; Bitch!

  17. Is it me or does he look like the turtle in the Bugs Bunny cartoons?

  18. How come no body told how good the cheese was? This is some good mother fuckin cheese.

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