superficial

  1. I thought this was Phoebe Price.

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    This dude has some nice freckle tits.

  3. Meh…turn out the lights and I could probably rub out out in her vagina. breakfast is going to be a solo affair for her though.

  4. Drew

    To all the people that think Lindsay Lohans freckles are adorable: this is what you have to look forward to.

  5. Well, this situation isn’t getting any better.

  6. DogBoy

    I like freckles on chicks. Don’t understand the hate.

  7. Cardinal Fang

    Check out the Jennifer Nicole Lee pics at the end. I also didn’t know she used to be ugly.

  8. On a clear night, you can use her chest to help navigate a ship.

    • That actually sounds kind of fun. I believe I’d want to drop anchor first so I could take my time. What the hell — wouldn’t necessarily want to actually go anywhere.

  9. Bonky

    “Last call, anybody want Minnie Driver ? She used to be kinda famous….. anybody ? She’s not very picky… Ok….. no takers ? Well then toss her out, who’s next ?…..”

  10. Beefarino

    How about dem apples?

  11. Perplexity

    Hey!!!! I used to be relevant!! Over here! Hey!!!

  12. MrsWrong

    Q: How do you say 1997 was my best year and now I’m a British 40-something wash-up screaming for attention?
    A: Blue camouflage

    • kimmykimkim

      MrsWrong, how I’ve missed you so….

      • MrsWrong

        Awww..thats SWEET! I decided to date again and so I didn’t have NEARLY enough venom for here…but then the shiny wore off and now I’m back…Funny how not getting laid (before) and having a man in your life(now) can BOTH piss you off lol:) (good thing my man is hot hehe)

  13. “I always tidys up me flat wearin’ a low cut dress…just in case Mr. Clean pops in.”

  14. Frank The Duck

    I learned this move from Lindsay…

  15. whiskeyafternoon

    looking more like Mickey with each passing day…

  16. mikael

    have you SEEN what matt damon married? not much better…

  17. a powers

    you guys are harsh. people age, you act like shes 150 years old. she dosent look bad.

  18. cc

    I read Minnie Driver and looked for a pic of Vern Troyer.

  19. I don’t know… I think a vigorous game of pearl-necklace-connect-the-dots could be kind of fun.

  20. Jamie

    “For the last time, my name is not Lindsay!”

  21. Nandomaniac

    Minnie’s audition for KING KONG: A XXX PARODY.

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