i saw the thumbnail and thought it was MIckey Rourke…and even after reading the caption i’m still not convinced
Or Val Kilmer.
How nice. The folks at Chia Pet did a life-sized Wayne Newton.
Born a woman.
Uh, Wayne. That shocker is going to be a little too shocking.
What’s with the picture of a baked potato topped with pubic hair, Fish?
Whatever you do, DON’T use the zoom function on this one.
Little known fact: Melanomas can grow to the size of a head. And often grow hair.
“Time to die, Mr. Burton”
No one fucking got that reference?
Two girls with green eyes?!?!?
obviously the guy who recommended his
plastic surgeon to kenny rodgers.
Remember those dehydrated apple heads you made in second grade during arts & crafts. Yeah like that.
he’s very supportive of paralysis charities because his face has been stuck that way since 1981
If Liza Minnelli got impregnated by an orange, this is what the child would look like
“Who’s got two thumbs, and hairy knuckles? This guy!!”
He looks more like a real woman than a lot of women in England do these days.
There’s enough Botox gone into that face to kill the entire North Korean Army.
I can’t wait for The Hobbit.
“Hey, Newton, this probably means nothing to you, but:
♫ ♪ ♫ “I don’t know, but I’ve been told
Eskimo pussy is mighty cold!” ♫ ♪ ♫
“Your move Tsoukalos .”
gad he’s turned into that cat lady thing.
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