The land of beer and people who like me? OF COURSE I’M STAYING!
My latest record just hit Number 1 in Germany!
“Heyyyyyy sexy lady, WOOT WOOT WOOT”
omg over there–
on the ground-
Germans love David Hasselhoff!
Yeah…Not so much anymore
Germans loved Hitler, too.
Their taste in men leaves a little something to be desired.
“Hey good lookin’, We’ll be back to pick you up later!”
I see what you did there. Nice reference.
“My 1990’s jeans say I’m hip again. Yippie!!”
“THE PEOPLE HERE WORSHIP ME AS A GOD! I LOVE THIS PLACE!”
So happy to be back in the land of wursts.
“OH MY GOD, they have an In & Out Burger here?!”
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