“Honey, it slipped out again.. You gotta be more careful… They think we’re just a normal heterosexual couple on vacation”
Either way, she has a great body.
Yes she does!
“ohhhhhh, so this is where the burning tires smell is coming from…”
Honey will you stick that Renuzit up my ass so I don’t smell like a fucking nasty ashtray.
My gravy. It’s tone & the boobs are great. Get me a paper bag!
And the secret is out! The best way to stay thin and have a toned bod? Smoke your ass off.
Jeeze, Mel! You shat yourself again. I can’t take you anywhere, lay of the booze for Christ’s sake.
“Turn onnnn, tune innnnn, cope a handfulllll….”
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