superficial

  1. “Honey, it slipped out again.. You gotta be more careful… They think we’re just a normal heterosexual couple on vacation”

  2. Deacon Jones

    “ohhhhhh, so this is where the burning tires smell is coming from…”

  3. Lindsay Lohan Nicotine Lungs

    Honey will you stick that Renuzit up my ass so I don’t smell like a fucking nasty ashtray.

  4. right

    My gravy. It’s tone & the boobs are great. Get me a paper bag!

  5. alex

    And the secret is out! The best way to stay thin and have a toned bod? Smoke your ass off.

  6. Jeeze, Mel! You shat yourself again. I can’t take you anywhere, lay of the booze for Christ’s sake.

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