1. B is for douche….

  2. your mom

    I don’t know how he does it…. he just keeps getting douchier. And douchier.

  3. Cadillac Jack

    Bill Cosby called and said… well, you know where this was going.

  4. BP

    Checkers anyone?

  5. At first I thought, you have to admire a guy who can bag Mila Kunis, even when he’s clearly a tool. Then I saw her track record with men. Mild admiration revoked.

  6. Visible Ink

    No, grandpa! We take you home first then you get your apple sauce.

  7. “I’m fucking Mila Kunis. I don’t have to try anymore!”

  8. when did he contract AIDS?

  9. cc

    Remember the stretch monster? Me too.

  10. Happy_Evil_Dude

    Full retard?

  11. Meg's Attitude

    Life is like a box of chocolates . . .

  12. ThisWillHurt

    “See how crazy this sweater is? Gosh I’m so nutty! My wacky comedy hi-jinx are unparalleled! Oh, it’s not funny? Too late, you already saw me. Thirty million dollars, please.”

  13. Bionic_Crouton

    “Wont you please,
    Won’t you please?
    Please won’t you be my neighbor.

  14. BillEBuoy

    I fucking hate this guy.

  15. He needs to go back to Demi and die quietly in her arms.

  16. I was so proud of myself for not clinking on the Carrot Top thumb, and what the flying fuck am I doing here!

  17. Andie

    Is this supposed to look hipster?

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