“I will crush him”
I can’t look at Stallone without hearing bill Burr’s Philadelphia rant in my head.
I can’t look at Stallone.
Fish, you gotta figre out a way to include these kind of exchanges on TMIP.
Learning how Tom Cruise feels everyday.
Jesus, that’s where boxing has fallen to. Stallone is the biggest star “in” the sport.
The fact that two unknown white guys are fighting was my clue.
Just because you don’t know who they are doesn’t make them unknowns.
Obviously wanker doesn’t know shit about boxing if he’s not familiar with the Klitschko brothers. I’ll never forgive Vitali for fucking Hayden Panettiere before I could get to her. I would have fought him for her favors except that was the weekend I had to wash my socks.
“I’ll never forgive Vitali for fucking Hayden Panettiere …”
….Wladimir …….)) not Vitali!
Do you honestly think she noticed the difference?
certainly))) Vladimir younger, more beautiful and more successful))….yes, and sexuality) this my opinion, as women!
Stallone’s thought bubble: “So this guy was fucking Hayden Panettiere? So jealous!”
Ironically, Milo Ventimiglia played his son in the last Rocky film, and he too porked the Panetierre
GUY IN RED SHORTS: “So Rocky…Who was that woman I saw you with last night?”
STALLONE: “That was no woman, that was my wife!”
GUY IN RED SHORTS: “Are you ready to sing your song while I drink this glass of water?”
Sly’s head looks like its about to explode.
An occluded artery is no laughing matter.
No wonder Rocky lost to Apollo Creed. What a shrimp-kin.
Seriously though, that fucker is huge.
That guys hand is as big as Sly’s face.
“Look at zis guy, he eez as big az dat midget I uzed to fook!”
“This old homosexual rubbing my as sort of looks like Sylvester Stallone!”
“This old homosexual rubbing my ass sort of looks like Sylvester Stallone!”
What kind of exercises is Sly doing for his forehead? Seriously. That thing is ripped!
Isn’t it precious how the Klitschko brothers hold Sylvester Stallone up between them so he doesn’t have to stand on a chair…
“Hey guys, I’d love to get you into Expendables 3, but between Dolph, Arnold and Jet Li, we’ve got enough guys butchering English as it is”
ооо…Vladimir Klychko… he is the very nice)) real man))) study for him, boys!! he is a clever, strong, beautiful and decent) champion….and free! Hayden, smoke in a side!
“Look at him! Isn’t he cute? I can fit him in my pocket!”
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