superficial

  1. “I will crush him”

  2. joe

    I can’t look at Stallone without hearing bill Burr’s Philadelphia rant in my head.

  3. Learning how Tom Cruise feels everyday.

  4. it had to be said

    Jesus, that’s where boxing has fallen to. Stallone is the biggest star “in” the sport.

  5. Stallone’s thought bubble: “So this guy was fucking Hayden Panettiere? So jealous!”

  6. GUY IN RED SHORTS: “So Rocky…Who was that woman I saw you with last night?”
    STALLONE: “That was no woman, that was my wife!”
    GUY IN RED SHORTS: “Are you ready to sing your song while I drink this glass of water?”

  7. alex

    Sly’s head looks like its about to explode.

  8. Tron

    No wonder Rocky lost to Apollo Creed. What a shrimp-kin.

  9. Sheppy

    Seriously though, that fucker is huge.

  10. Happy_Evil_Dude

    “Look at zis guy, he eez as big az dat midget I uzed to fook!”

  11. Bionic_Crouton

    “This old homosexual rubbing my as sort of looks like Sylvester Stallone!”

  12. Bionic_Crouton

    “This old homosexual rubbing my ass sort of looks like Sylvester Stallone!”

  13. What kind of exercises is Sly doing for his forehead? Seriously. That thing is ripped!

  14. Isn’t it precious how the Klitschko brothers hold Sylvester Stallone up between them so he doesn’t have to stand on a chair…

  15. Joaquin ingles

    Big Pharma.

  16. Swearin

    “Hey guys, I’d love to get you into Expendables 3, but between Dolph, Arnold and Jet Li, we’ve got enough guys butchering English as it is”

  17. Natali

    ооо…Vladimir Klychko… he is the very nice)) real man))) study for him, boys!! he is a clever, strong, beautiful and decent) champion….and free! Hayden, smoke in a side!

  18. Timothy

    “Look at him! Isn’t he cute? I can fit him in my pocket!”

Leave A Comment