superficial

  1. No man-sexy mole? Then I don’t care.

  2. bigalkie

    Is that a half pack of certs in my pocket or am I just happy to see you?

  3. right

    “Who said ‘penis’?”
    “Where?”

  4. Tron

    In the closet…next!

  5. ThisWillHurt

    “Oh hey, mic stand! Nice to be performing together again.”

  6. Phoenix

    Fez + Jonas brother =

  7. “Destination Fashion 2012 to benefit The Buoniconti Fund to cure paralysis in Miami.”

    They only cure paralysis in Miami? Wow, that’s limited. I had no idea paralysis was so acute in south Florida.

  8. Natty Ice

    You know, Enrique…that’s a pretty good Maria Shriver impersonation.

  9. What, no stroke jokes?

  10. Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal

    No mentions of Jon Hamm?

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