nothing like getting that come hither look from a swamp donkey

With all her money, she can’t afford a mirror?

Wide Shoulders? Check.
No Hips? Check.
Bad extensions? Check.
Fake Tits? Check.
Chin down to hide adam’s apple? Check.
Man Face? Check.

Yeah… this is a dude everyone. Right here… it’s a dude.

NEXT.

Russell Brand cleans up nicely.

i would still pound this monster.

There should be a moratorium on boob jobs in the UK, until their surgeons get some much needed training.

Lesson number one: a woman’s breast does not begin at her clavicle.

She always looked stoned out of her gourd. And like a trashier Megan Fox.

If Lindsay Lohan and a Real Doll were to make a baby, this is what it would look like.

Ridiculous

she’s only a tiny drip of drool away from looking utterly catatonic…and sexy.

Congratulations on your victory in the Pon Farr! Judges, show him what he’s won…

Remember the fembots from Austin Powers? I rather meet those.

The boob to waist ratio is WAY off here!

She’s made of many of the same materials as an F1 car.

“You have any blow?” -Her face

Oh boobies…when will you stop me from masterbation.

Made and made up for stellar porn performance.

Someone Please teach her how to breath through her nose.

did she go as AIDS?

Mmm… billions of dollars…

Be’tor is gonna be pissed that Lursa got her brow ridges removed.

She looks like one of the Klingon Duras sisters, but with a highly botoxed forehead.

I think she looks pretty sexy, and I swear, I’d bang her even if she were only a Millionaire!

Oh Tamara. Did you forget to remove the hanger again?

STILL. UTTERLY. HIDEOUS.

More unknown bolt-ons. Do none of these bitches know how to find a good plastic surgeon?

oh my gosh, at first i thought it was a mutation of Lindsay Lohan/Katie Price