1. contusion

    Up…you know, like the direction my nipples are pointing.

  2. BigOkie

    Why are completely unknown people writing books and who in God’s name is actually buying them?

    • Trek Girl

      She starred in a show called “The Only Way is Essex” for sixty-five episodes, she has the Katie Price-esque glamour model look down pat, and she went through personal struggles.

      Roll all of that together and you’ve got yourself a book deal.

  3. Animal

    Why is there an attractive women pictured on the cover of her autobiography?

  4. USDA Prime McBeef

    Why don’t I have a book?

  5. You know you’ve gone overboard with the photoshop when the coverphoto looks nothing like you.

  6. it had to be said

    It might be time to turn the heat up at that bookstore. Or not.

  7. “The only way is up”? That’s a funny title for a book written by someone who got to where she is on her back.

  8. bigalkie

    Her book!!!! WTF

  9. Original title: ‘The Only Way To Look Like Me Is An Uppercut’

  10. cc

    She’s holding the wrong book…her book is actually ‘A Night at the Wax Museum’

  11. Sheppy

    That’s one busted up face.

  12. Cock Dr

    Heinous jewelry; busted face.

  13. devilsrain

    Is the top rubber?

  14. Bionic_Crouton

    She doesn’t look like she has ever read a book much less wrote one.

  15. ChewingSoup

    That chin…

  16. tlmck

    Who goes to a plastic surgeon and says “Make me look like a Bratz Doll”?

  17. If you think those are two different people up there—and for the life of me, one of them looks black—let me show you a third version of this example of Whorus britannicus, this one in a more natural state:


  18. This is what I picture the result of being hit in the face with a frying pan would look like.

  19. Next.....

    Her chin is the opposite of Rumors chin.

  20. “Oh, hello, Chloe. I’m busy now. Just leave your nipples on the table and run along like a good lass…there ya go!”

  21. Shorty80

    Is it ever a good idea to pose next to a Photoshopped photo of yourself? Particularly when you are this broad?

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