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A funny thing? I would say more than just one….
“A funny thing happened when I put this man in the drier,” she said.
“Yeah, he’s a midget, but he’s got a giant…oh, who am I kidding. He’s a fucking midget.”
He’s NOT a midget. He is a little person suffering from Dwarfism. They’re not the same. Just ask your dick.
What does he see in her?
His head is at crotch level.
(clapping, cheering from audience)
“And now, for my next act, I’m going to insert my penis into this woman and simultaneously kiss her at the same time!! ”
(gasps, cries from the audience)
That’s hysterical! I can hear the audience now.
Baby Face Finster
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Cure Parkinson’s, thousands of people died horrible deaths.
well, I guess you had to be there.
Erica Schmidt: “Now, honey…as soon as the light turns green, we can cross.”
Bitch wore heels, ruined photo op.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHWHWHWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHWAHHAHWHAHWHWHWHWHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAA
“Say hello to my little friend”…”Oh no, pal. That never gets old” :P
If they’re happy with each other…mazel-tov! If they’re not…fuck ‘em!