That is one sexy chick…

Chris just found out that Joe Simpson is available.

Welcome to Las Vegas. Please leave any self-awareness at the border.

He reached that point where the only way to look weirder was to look normal.

Is Depeche Mode touring again?

Still a jackass and a fake.

For my next trick, I’m going to transform into a raging homosexual.

Is he using Bon Jovi’s coiffure?

Oh snap, dude, Biebs and Selena are back together!

For my next trick, I’ll kiss this woman without vomiting…BLECCCCCCCCCCH…Okay, I admit it…Magic isn’t real.

Adam Lambert in a few decades.

he’s wearing less accessories than usual. typically he looks like he rolled around in Sandford & Son’s junkyard while covered in glue

Hey Criss—I’m going to click a pink arrow and make you disappear!

Is this the Brunin G dude from the Lexx series?

Is there really that big of a demand for male sex dolls ?

If you’re going to get to the level of David Copperfield you clean up your appearance and get the number of his rug maker.

with make up = goth and gay…without = just gay.

Well apparently there isn’t a magical secret for putting on bronzer and foundation…

Sing “Jessie’s Girl”!

His next trick should be making that dumbass haircut disappear.

The facial expression says “Bring it on, world!”
But the eyeliner, scarf, foundation, and felt jacket says “Give me a reach around while you’re back there”

I didn’t know Criss Angel used to be the guy who played “Potsie.” He looks pretty good for sixty-whatever.

The only person to ever ask a barber for the 2006 Rosie O’Donnell.

criss angel mindfreak, hairfucked

Two words; La Douche!

He’s like Rachel Maddow with a vagina.

The thumbnail was telegraphing “emo Gabriel Byrne”. I should know by now when to leave shit unclicked, damnit…