Just TRY to use the gauze to hold together the ass cleavage. IMPOSSIBLE

On the positive side, I found the upholstery from my couch. On the negative side, it’s all stretched out and smells like urine now (I bet).

Next stop for that dress…Elvis painting!

PHOTOGRAPHER: “Hmmmmmmm…there’s an interesting looking black woman, smoking a cigarette. I think I’ll take her picture. 3..2..1…click. AW DAMMIT Kim how did you get into ANOTHER one of my shots?!?”

Moooooooo

Hmm, black and white. That makes her a Black Hereford. Good beef cattle. Although not known for fat asses. Must be a cross breed.

I have a black penis – this means I have a chance. (I’m not black by the way…I just don’t wash it. I’m a dirty f**ker, is what I’m trying to tell you).

Who do I have to f$%k to make this stop?

MOO

MMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo

Turns out black ISN’T slimming.

metaphorically starving for attention

kim is like a doorknob…everyone gets a turn

Like a retarded deer in headlights …

Black guy sensors activated, begin radar sweep