Kim Kardashian in London. (November 9, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Just TRY to use the gauze to hold together the ass cleavage. IMPOSSIBLE
On the positive side, I found the upholstery from my couch. On the negative side, it’s all stretched out and smells like urine now (I bet).
Next stop for that dress…Elvis painting!
PHOTOGRAPHER: “Hmmmmmmm…there’s an interesting looking black woman, smoking a cigarette. I think I’ll take her picture. 3..2..1…click. AW DAMMIT Kim how did you get into ANOTHER one of my shots?!?”
Hmm, black and white. That makes her a Black Hereford. Good beef cattle. Although not known for fat asses. Must be a cross breed.
I have a black penis – this means I have a chance. (I’m not black by the way…I just don’t wash it. I’m a dirty f**ker, is what I’m trying to tell you).
Who do I have to f$%k to make this stop?
Turns out black ISN’T slimming.
It can be – but for it to work on this fatass, she’d have to go out dipped in tar, and only at night when there’s no moon.
metaphorically starving for attention
kim is like a doorknob…everyone gets a turn
Like a retarded deer in headlights …
Black guy sensors activated, begin radar sweep
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