superficial

  1. Just TRY to use the gauze to hold together the ass cleavage. IMPOSSIBLE

  2. it had to be said

    On the positive side, I found the upholstery from my couch. On the negative side, it’s all stretched out and smells like urine now (I bet).

  3. cc

    Next stop for that dress…Elvis painting!

  4. PHOTOGRAPHER: “Hmmmmmmm…there’s an interesting looking black woman, smoking a cigarette. I think I’ll take her picture. 3..2..1…click. AW DAMMIT Kim how did you get into ANOTHER one of my shots?!?”

  5. Visible Ink

    Hmm, black and white. That makes her a Black Hereford. Good beef cattle. Although not known for fat asses. Must be a cross breed.

  6. Tron

    I have a black penis – this means I have a chance. (I’m not black by the way…I just don’t wash it. I’m a dirty f**ker, is what I’m trying to tell you).

  7. popwilleatitself

    Who do I have to f$%k to make this stop?

  8. Cock Dr

    MOO

  9. Spartacus

    MMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo

  10. ThisWillHurt

    Turns out black ISN’T slimming.

    • Schmidtler

      It can be – but for it to work on this fatass, she’d have to go out dipped in tar, and only at night when there’s no moon.

  11. FUCKBEAST

    metaphorically starving for attention

  12. Josie

    kim is like a doorknob…everyone gets a turn

  13. Like a retarded deer in headlights …

  14. Swearin

    Black guy sensors activated, begin radar sweep

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