i’ll take them!
Prince Charles, on the Everlasting Random Shit World Tour.
At first I thought he was staring at some nudist chick’s baps. It took a while to sink in that he was ogling a naked man. Now it all makes sense.
You there! We’re not in New Guinea, put a shirt on!
“So then he told I couldn’t fuck his dog, just his sheep, and I asked him “Do you know who I am? “
Why isnt he playing with some stupid Britsh Farm Animals…….
He’ll be visiting a deep country farming station soon enough, I assure you.
“I command you to stare at my crotch for no longer than 5 seconds. 1. 2. 3. 4. 4 and half….”
But in all seriousness, do you think that when i squat down like this from some camera angles it looks like your fellating the royal royal jewels?
You say a fellow from the BBC came to see you?
“Have you ever seen a Prince Albert?”
“Not only do I HAVE a Prince Albert,
my wife’s great-great-grandfather WAS Prince Albert!”
If I understand well, that guy’s life only consist in having holidays.
“Put a bra on you harlot! Don’t you have any respect for yourself?”
Don’t stare directly into the Royal Sac…. oh dear Lord!
I thought he was doing the Movember thing until I used the zoom. Oh Prince Charles… you’re so square!
While you’re down there, polish the Crown Jewels for me.
“I command you two hooligans to go get dressed. After all, you’re representing the Crown, for Godsake!”
“…so keep in mind, you’ll be battling maybe 10 foot tall waves, and it will be VERY cold. But once you get onto Mummy’s ship, you’ll find her cabin on the starboard side. Her security usually changes shifts at 0200, so you’ll have maybe a 5 minute window…oh bugger, here comes the press. Just act natural, we’ll speak of this again”
“I believe it was right around there. Yes, that’s right, that’s where I peed in the pool. Sorry chaps. Just swim around it.”
Its been a long year but finally someone has been able to fill in the great void of things being pointed at since Kim Jong-il left us in December of 2011.
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