1. I’ve always wanted to fuck Juliette Lewis. Still do.

  2. Just don’t let Juliette whisper things about L.Ron Hubbards way with children, Tom Cruise packing fudge, Kristy Allley’s weight gain on deep fried shame. John Travoltas wanting to fap off to Welcome Back Carter and fall in love with Arnold Horshack all over again.

  3. cc

    I can’t wait until he runs for Prime Minister.

  4. GordonGEICO

    Juliette Lewis is going to be pissed when she finds out that’s really Dylan McDermott…

  5. crb

    I would be that uncomfortable if I stood next to something that skeevy too, Dylan.

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