that dancer had to watch a 30 minute tutorial video on how to simulate cunnilingus.
I’ve often pictured myself doing the same thing to her. Looks fun.
Haven’t we subjected the gay population to enough torment???
“Okay, I’m down here,now what do I do?”
“Gaga, When He’s done, can we switch places?
If this doesn’t revive my career then I’m all out of ideas.
She told me to kiss it where it smells, so I drove her to New Jersey.
She told me to take that thing I play with and stick it where she pees. So I put my bowling ball in the sink.
Where are the Occupational Safety and Health Act enforcement officers when you need them?
No fair. Last time I tried that, Lady Gaga called the cops.
“It’s a living. And a boy’s gotta eat.” [breaks down in tears]
Best Richie Incognito prank ever!
No, two dudes and a girl make a train. Two girls and one guy make a threesome, but looking at the picture again now I am confused.
technically, two guys and a girl make a “devil’s threesome”.
porn edu .
I am learning a lot here, let’s keep this going.
Well… a donkey, two midgets, a Shetland pony, seven quarts of motor oil, a battery, set of jumper cables, fire hose, a…er… nevermind, Ill just show myself out.
Another stereotype laid to rest.
what’s up with the gay outfits?
I wonder if those guys are gangsters when they’re off the clock.
“Is it true??”
“Man, she ain’t got no teeth down there. And her gums are in TERRIBLE shape.”
Seen here performing her new hit ‘Pussy Farts’ with an unsuspecting dancer.
All right guys lets get going, my vagina needs to look like a beagle who just had a stroke.Drooling with a sad look on its face.
Or a bulldog eating mayonnaise.
Times that tough for Michael Keaton?
I know what my mom told me about not saying something nice, but I really wish this bitch would just fall face-first into an industrial grinder.
If you push her, I’ll lie and provide an alibi.
A gay man giving another guy a blowjob on stage, that’s entertainment!
Lady Gaga stages a recreation of Kris Jenner introducing Kim to Kanye
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