Please tell me there is a remake of Deliverance and he’s carrying a banjo out of frame.
How NOT to look when waiting for your kids outside their school.
What, me worry?
Even the Amish can be serial killers too ya know
The cuter they look when they are little kid, the creepier they become when they grow up.
You think he goes to the barber and says, “Just give the ‘Uncle Pedophile'”?
No, they already know he wants the Neuman.
Does this guy own a t shirt? he’s always in these flannel shirts, buttoned up all the way.
Somebody check his crawl space.
‘Police searched the man’s premises today, finding disturbing words and images on his computer…’
“simple jack” is finally happening !!! HA
Why is this man trying to look like a 6 yr old boy? Is this some new look that I’m not aware of?
What’s that Lassie? I’m dressed like a douchebag?
I’m going to go with the Matthew McConaughey excuse and assume this is for a movie.
Never go full Gump
So they’ve finally cast the Gump sequel, Speed Gump?
Elijah, fer fuck sake, you’re 31 years old. It’s time to stop dressing like an 8th grade nerd!
his mother still dresses him.
you know his mother- that corpse upstairs in the rocking chair that is always telling him what to do and the proper way to do it.
Surely the Sitges Film Festival is in Sitges, the gay capital of Spain, not Madrid.
He’s the white Michael Strahan.
Elijah Wood looks downright masculine when compared with Steven Tyler.
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