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  1. Troll's Nighmare

    Please tell me there is a remake of Deliverance and he’s carrying a banjo out of frame.

  2. ThisWillHurt

    How NOT to look when waiting for your kids outside their school.

  3. DeucePickle

    Even the Amish can be serial killers too ya know

  4. Juju

    The cuter they look when they are little kid, the creepier they become when they grow up.

  5. You think he goes to the barber and says, “Just give the ‘Uncle Pedophile’”?

  6. Does this guy own a t shirt? he’s always in these flannel shirts, buttoned up all the way.

  7. Somebody check his crawl space.

  8. cc

    ‘Police searched the man’s premises today, finding disturbing words and images on his computer…’

  9. tlmck

    Sling Blade!

  10. me

    “simple jack” is finally happening !!! HA

  11. Jade

    Why is this man trying to look like a 6 yr old boy? Is this some new look that I’m not aware of?

  12. EricLr

    What’s that Lassie? I’m dressed like a douchebag?

  13. Animal

    I’m going to go with the Matthew McConaughey excuse and assume this is for a movie.

  14. Never go full Gump

  15. Vlad

    So they’ve finally cast the Gump sequel, Speed Gump?

  16. Elijah, fer fuck sake, you’re 31 years old. It’s time to stop dressing like an 8th grade nerd!

  17. zomgbie

    his mother still dresses him.
    you know his mother- that corpse upstairs in the rocking chair that is always telling him what to do and the proper way to do it.

  18. spartacus

    Surely the Sitges Film Festival is in Sitges, the gay capital of Spain, not Madrid.

  19. He’s the white Michael Strahan.

  20. Bigalkie

    Elijah Wood looks downright masculine when compared with Steven Tyler.

  21. So he got the part as young Hitler?

  22. squishy

    Maybe we will get lucky and they will keep him!

  23. HollywoodOutsider

    FRENCH FRIED POTATERS!

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