Meth?

He just realized he left in his ass dildo and it shows through tight jeans.

Nick – pass me another cup of irrelevance.

And that’s how you tell that the gerbil is working.

“Hey PENIS!”

Joe realizes they haven’t seen the other Jonas brother since they were on the beach three days ago.

Anal surprise! Can happen anywhere, anytime.

Who wants to volunteer to take those folding chairs and go old school WWF on their asses.

Fuck – not another Mr Bean movie.

Gaaaayzer.

The paps resort to sexting…unfortunately, their plan backfired

What, Jon Hamm just walked by?

Hot Topic just advertised a sale on ass-less chaps.

“Bro, you’ve got that remote-controlled vibrating butt plug turned up way-y-y too high…”

The Gay Mafia, sitting out in front of the social club like Tony Soprano.

[sigh] “Joe, I told you.. you can’t win a staring contest with a camera.”