superficial

  1. Little Tongue

    Meth?

  2. Troll's Nighmare

    He just realized he left in his ass dildo and it shows through tight jeans.

  3. Pierce Bronzetan

    Nick – pass me another cup of irrelevance.

  4. And that’s how you tell that the gerbil is working.

  5. cc

    Joe realizes they haven’t seen the other Jonas brother since they were on the beach three days ago.

  6. GaGaVomit

    Anal surprise! Can happen anywhere, anytime.

  7. Who wants to volunteer to take those folding chairs and go old school WWF on their asses.

  8. Buddy The Elf

    Fuck – not another Mr Bean movie.

  9. 1NDUN

    Gaaaayzer.

  10. Vlad

    The paps resort to sexting…unfortunately, their plan backfired

  11. What, Jon Hamm just walked by?

  12. Bionic_Crouton

    Hot Topic just advertised a sale on ass-less chaps.

  13. “Bro, you’ve got that remote-controlled vibrating butt plug turned up way-y-y too high…”

  14. Bigalkie

    The Gay Mafia, sitting out in front of the social club like Tony Soprano.

  15. [sigh] “Joe, I told you.. you can’t win a staring contest with a camera.”

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