superficial

  1. Pierce Bronzetan

    “Gak!”
    [falls over in chair with exploded boner]

  2. That name is a mouthful. I also have a mouthful for her.

  3. cc

    Swanepoel owns you honey.

  4. Cock Dr

    WTF is that jacket trimmed with?

  5. “Listen up! After you get me those pics of Brad & Angelina, I need you to fly to the prestigious Netherlands Film Festival and get me pics of the ever elusive and ultra-famous Doutzen Kroes!!” Said no editor, ever.

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