Kim Kardashian in Miami. (October 5, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
A cow wearing a moo moo, how fitting…
… and form fitting.
Damn, I never seen this before I posted, my bad.
She’s wearing a tent here. She must know more about her future than we thought she did.
Orange you glad I took the attention off my ass?
She looks like a giant Cheeto.
Cheetos would explain her ass.
I remember that episode of Blackadder. They all wear giant comedy breasts and Auntie only wants her penis turnip for dinner.
“Luck! That’s a rather rude word…”
I know what’s holding that dress up… her ass.
Q. How many yards of orange fabric does it take to drape a Kardashian?
I can only assume she’s going to cover her SUV with that orange tarp to protect it from the sun and bird poop.
When did Kim transplant Heidi Montag’s tits onto her chest???
With Shauna Sand’s manmade nipples.
Hate this bitch but this is probably the best she’s looked in a while. At least she not wearing stupid shoulder pads or those tights that make her look like she’s wearing a pamper and needs to be changed ASAP.
Explains what they did with that fabric after this:
A cow in a mu mu, how ironic.
Kim had planned to announce that she was becoming a buddhist later in a large press conference until she found out she would need to shave her head. Now she’s just an idiot in Egyptian Cotton.
No, she’s actually gaining weight to become Buddha.
“All right, Kanye, a joke’s a joke, but you need to take off my dress. I can’t walk around in this bed sheet all day…”
I used that same tablecloth for a dinner party last night
Hmmm…. tits, yet still can GTFO
She’s wearing MooMoo Couture from the Jennifer Love Hewitt collection.
Theft and misappropriation of one Marquee.
The Cincinnati Reds want their tarp back.
Your move, Cristo!
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