The Crap We Missed - Monday 10.8.12

Kim Kardashian in Miami. (October 5, 2012)
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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Crissy

    A cow wearing a moo moo, how fitting…

    Oct 8, 2012 at 2:04 pm /  Reply /176
  2. Doctor Botanus

    She’s wearing a tent here. She must know more about her future than we thought she did.

    Oct 8, 2012 at 2:18 pm /  Reply /80
  3. Pierce Bronzetan

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Orange.
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad I took the attention off my ass?

    Oct 8, 2012 at 2:26 pm /  Reply /170
  4. CranAppleSnapple

    I remember that episode of Blackadder. They all wear giant comedy breasts and Auntie only wants her penis turnip for dinner.

    Oct 8, 2012 at 2:49 pm /  Reply /10
  5. Troll's Nighmare

    I know what’s holding that dress up… her ass.

    Oct 8, 2012 at 2:50 pm /  Reply /60
  6. Contusion

    Q. How many yards of orange fabric does it take to drape a Kardashian?
    A. Moo

    Oct 8, 2012 at 2:53 pm /  Reply /170
  7. maggiore

    I can only assume she’s going to cover her SUV with that orange tarp to protect it from the sun and bird poop.

    Oct 8, 2012 at 2:56 pm /  Reply /40
  8. nippledar

    nipples!

    Oct 8, 2012 at 3:00 pm /  Reply /11
  9. cuddles

    When did Kim transplant Heidi Montag’s tits onto her chest???

    Oct 8, 2012 at 3:07 pm /  Reply /60
  10. Ana

    Holy mammaries!

    Oct 8, 2012 at 3:48 pm /  Reply /20
  11. anonymous

    Hate this bitch but this is probably the best she’s looked in a while. At least she not wearing stupid shoulder pads or those tights that make her look like she’s wearing a pamper and needs to be changed ASAP.

    Oct 8, 2012 at 4:04 pm /  Reply /12
  12. skyokow

    Explains what they did with that fabric after this:

    http://tonkydesigns.com/blog/wp-content/gallery/random-2010/christo-jeanne-claude-att-the-gates2.jpg

    Oct 8, 2012 at 4:12 pm /  Reply /50
  13. JustHereForTheLaughs

    A cow in a mu mu, how ironic.

    Oct 8, 2012 at 4:18 pm /  Reply /41
  14. Kelly

    Kim had planned to announce that she was becoming a buddhist later in a large press conference until she found out she would need to shave her head. Now she’s just an idiot in Egyptian Cotton.

    Oct 8, 2012 at 4:19 pm /  Reply /60
  15. vitobonespur

    “All right, Kanye, a joke’s a joke, but you need to take off my dress. I can’t walk around in this bed sheet all day…”

    Oct 8, 2012 at 4:32 pm /  Reply /00
  16. fattest

    I used that same tablecloth for a dinner party last night

    Oct 8, 2012 at 5:21 pm /  Reply /02
  17. Cock Dr

    MOO

    Oct 8, 2012 at 5:57 pm /  Reply /30
  18. Brentkilledaguy

    Hmmm…. tits, yet still can GTFO

    Oct 8, 2012 at 7:59 pm /  Reply /40
  19. Wendy S

    She’s wearing MooMoo Couture from the Jennifer Love Hewitt collection.

    Oct 9, 2012 at 1:03 am /  Reply /41
  20. spartacus

    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    Oct 9, 2012 at 9:44 am /  Reply /21
  21. spartacus

    Theft and misappropriation of one Marquee.

    Mooooooo

    Oct 9, 2012 at 9:46 am /  Reply /00
  22. dairyair

    The Cincinnati Reds want their tarp back.

    Oct 9, 2012 at 11:53 am /  Reply /20
  23. Mama Pinkus

    fucking gross

    Oct 9, 2012 at 10:19 pm /  Reply /01
  24. HollywoodOutsider

    Your move, Cristo!

    Oct 16, 2012 at 4:21 pm /  Reply /00

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