I guess she watched Avatar too many times and started to believe it could work in the real world too.

am i the only one that looked at the thumbnail and thought this was an elephant with its trunk stuck in sand?

She’s filming a Swiffer commercial.

I though it was just another clueless moron with nothing better to do.

Mermaid powers, activate !

Texas? Why doesn’t she protest somewhere that’s worth saving?

“By the power of Grey Skull”

Another case of not knowing your audience. A marketing consultant would have told her Mila Kunis’ ass would have been much more effective.

You know your Hollywood days are over when Bob the Builder won’t even stop and recognize you.

Epic high-five in 3…2…1…

She knows “The Matrix” was just a movie, right?

Good for her!!

Thanks for not showing her face, Fish.

Man, the last time I was in Winnsboro, absolutely nothing was going on. Just a sleepy little town. I’m surprised Daryl could even find it.

“Yar! YOU SHALL NOT PASSSSSSSS! “

Ironically, they were building a hippie commune.

She ain’t stopping anything. She just found Amanda Bynes’ new hiding spot. Toke it smokey!

For a hair of a second I thought this might be a scene from a movie about Rachel Corrie. But I quickly came to my senses.

I wonder why she didn’t bring her brother Larry and her other sister Daryl…

Her family is worth about a billion dollars . They should have just bought the land .

“Wait! Wait! WAIT!! I dropped my keys.”

Smoke Monster is like “Fuck this noise, I’m going back to the island…”

It seems that the Keystone XL pipeline is making a big splash in Texas.

Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is.

I seem to remember a hippie chick trying this in the Gaza Strip…it didn’t work out so good for her. I hope Daryl is as committed to the cause.

I don’t think you understand guys! It was, like, really dusty. I mean she was, like, coughing. And shit.

Regardless of the issue, I always route for the heavy equipment.

STOP! In the name of loooooove

Damn, I could’ve sworn that was Laura Dern.