Christina Aguilera's new album cover. (October 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
She’s rising from a vat of whipped cream? Sounds about right.
More like she’s absorbing the hwhipped cream directly into her thighs & ass.
You know what’s disturbing me about this photo? Everything.
You can almost taste the Photoshop
A plain white background makes photoshopping so much easier!
I think she’s telling us she left a bright future behind her.
Yeah I’m pretty sure the boys in the Photo Shop Department worked overtime on this one.
5 year old photo maybe, THEN photoshopped?
They had to call four more artists from Industrial Light & Magic to finishin working on this pic. They had them working in shifts.
Looks like cream cheese.
Heheh They used a random pencil to make her *hint of boob* lines, and her supposed rack is considerably higher on her chest than possible. The result is her boobs look like they are growing in her arm pits. Although we have seen refund chasms like that on LeAnn Rimes and Tori Spelling.
With that much Photoshop, you could even make Brooke Hogan look like a girl.
You know how people often notice that old dog shit stopped being white? Apparently it was being saved up to make this.
Who is that on the cover?
This photo had to be taken 5 years ago because she hasn’t been that skinny since she had her baby.
no, she looked good in 2010.
it looks like she has no tits and a butt the size of Kansas. isn’t she known for her huge fake tits??? what’s up with that.?
I don’t think the latest celebrity diet trend, known as “blurring out the fat”, is going to catch on.
Reverse bukkake — everywhere except her face.
Christina Aguilera, promoting the skills of someone with great Photoshop talent.
“What the Munchkins want to know is are you a good witch or a bad witch?”
All whited out so you can’t see anything. Doesn’t she have the balls to show us her stuff? Or perhaps this is because she actually has balls?
Looks like for Halloween she’s dressing as the Angel of Mediocrity.
The slutty Angel of Mediocrity.
And lo, an angel appeared and sayeth unto the shepherds tending their flocks, “Say, you guys got any lasagna?”
That got me laughing!
Menstruate on yourself again Christina?
Why hasn’t Christ sued her for copyright infringement yet? I wouldn’t want her calling herself Jeffina.
Brook Hogan got a new agent!
Behold horny douche bags. I am no longer bleeding all up and down my legs.
-“Shit, she’s having her period again!”
-“We’ll fix it in post!”
I was almost fooled, but the clincher that it was indeed photoshopped was her missing meatbeard
7 graphic designers lost their lives while Photoshopping this image.
They spent all that time photoshopping her that they forgot to edit out the “U” in the album title.
This isn’t what being struck by lightning is supposed to look like…
this photo makes no sense
her boobs are too high up
where’s her neck?
lol they clearly did not work overtime
So the horror of her vazhjeen blew out all the highlights in the photo.
You know how gigantic that thing has to be to create a lens-flare that big?
I’ll give you a hint: Bigger than The Sun orbited by Planet Earth
Heheheh ” vazhjeen”
There is no better spelling for that word. :D
If you look at the cover for her single then this photo, you will notice her belly button changes positions on her abdomen, clearly photoshopped.
Incidentally, my vagina also makes me look radiant if you stare right into it.
this album cover is deeply symbolic, most of you probably just don’t appreciate the symbolism
Her lower half is faded out to show her emergence from obscurity, appearing more focused as your eye travels up to her face as her voice is that which defines her
The outstretched arms symbolize her welcome embrace, simultaneously offering her music as a gift to the world and accepting us all as the muse that inspires her
Her white hair shows her reverence for Daenerys Targaryen
The vacanat expression displays her inability to hold a coherent thought
And finally, the full body photoshopping is a clear expression of the fact she’s greasy, fat, and unattractive
I know this Genie… Offers you 3 wishes but only gives you bowls of gravy no matter what you wished for….
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