superficial

  1. cc

    She’s rising from a vat of whipped cream? Sounds about right.

  2. Halfway there.

  3. You can almost taste the Photoshop

  4. Jentilly

    A plain white background makes photoshopping so much easier!

  5. Pierce Bronzetan

    I think she’s telling us she left a bright future behind her.

  6. Yeah I’m pretty sure the boys in the Photo Shop Department worked overtime on this one.

  7. Looks like cream cheese.

  8. Heheh They used a random pencil to make her *hint of boob* lines, and her supposed rack is considerably higher on her chest than possible. The result is her boobs look like they are growing in her arm pits. Although we have seen refund chasms like that on LeAnn Rimes and Tori Spelling.

  9. With that much Photoshop, you could even make Brooke Hogan look like a girl.

  10. TooCoo

    You know how people often notice that old dog shit stopped being white? Apparently it was being saved up to make this.

  11. Contusion

    Who is that on the cover?

  12. This photo had to be taken 5 years ago because she hasn’t been that skinny since she had her baby.

  13. karlito

    it looks like she has no tits and a butt the size of Kansas. isn’t she known for her huge fake tits??? what’s up with that.?

  14. tlmck

    I don’t think the latest celebrity diet trend, known as “blurring out the fat”, is going to catch on.

  15. MRF

    Ecce Mulier!

  16. Joe

    Reverse bukkake — everywhere except her face.

  17. Jade

    Christina Aguilera, promoting the skills of someone with great Photoshop talent.

  18. “What the Munchkins want to know is are you a good witch or a bad witch?”

  19. Animal

    All whited out so you can’t see anything. Doesn’t she have the balls to show us her stuff? Or perhaps this is because she actually has balls?

  20. EricLr

    Looks like for Halloween she’s dressing as the Angel of Mediocrity.

  21. Joe Blow

    And lo, an angel appeared and sayeth unto the shepherds tending their flocks, “Say, you guys got any lasagna?”

  22. UJ

    Menstruate on yourself again Christina?

    • Jeff

      Why hasn’t Christ sued her for copyright infringement yet? I wouldn’t want her calling herself Jeffina.

  23. Wily

    Brook Hogan got a new agent!

  24. Jeff

    Behold horny douche bags. I am no longer bleeding all up and down my legs.

  25. Happy_Evil_Dude

    -”Shit, she’s having her period again!”
    -”We’ll fix it in post!”

  26. Vlad

    I was almost fooled, but the clincher that it was indeed photoshopped was her missing meatbeard

  27. Sandoucheky

    7 graphic designers lost their lives while Photoshopping this image.

  28. They spent all that time photoshopping her that they forgot to edit out the “U” in the album title.

  29. Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal

    This isn’t what being struck by lightning is supposed to look like…

  30. llol

    this photo makes no sense
    her boobs are too high up
    where’s her neck?
    lol they clearly did not work overtime

  31. wonkydonky

    So the horror of her vazhjeen blew out all the highlights in the photo.

    You know how gigantic that thing has to be to create a lens-flare that big?

    I’ll give you a hint: Bigger than The Sun orbited by Planet Earth

  32. You

    If you look at the cover for her single then this photo, you will notice her belly button changes positions on her abdomen, clearly photoshopped.

  33. Incidentally, my vagina also makes me look radiant if you stare right into it.

  34. this album cover is deeply symbolic, most of you probably just don’t appreciate the symbolism

    Her lower half is faded out to show her emergence from obscurity, appearing more focused as your eye travels up to her face as her voice is that which defines her

    The outstretched arms symbolize her welcome embrace, simultaneously offering her music as a gift to the world and accepting us all as the muse that inspires her

    Her white hair shows her reverence for Daenerys Targaryen

    The vacanat expression displays her inability to hold a coherent thought

    And finally, the full body photoshopping is a clear expression of the fact she’s greasy, fat, and unattractive

  35. I know this Genie… Offers you 3 wishes but only gives you bowls of gravy no matter what you wished for….

  36. nosiwoda

    Daenerys, WHY!?!

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