1. Venom

    Oh yeah, he smashed them later.

  2. Richard McBeef

    If she was holding grapefruit halves he’d be staring right at them. He probably doesn’t even remember what titties are supposed to look like.

  3. sign it to Motorboat Spice

  4. Cock Dr

    I look at this picture and think “Damn, it must be great to be David Beckham!”.
    Then I remember that he’s married to a woman resembling spray tanned Teflon, has a dozen kids, and as a professional athlete he’ll probably be worthless in less than a decade.
    No cheating David; those sobbing soccer groupies are all armed with cameras and will sell you out to the first tabloid that offers them a 5 figure check.

  5. Why yes, I will autograph this picture of me adjusting myself..

  6. I wonder if one of those companies that sponsors him makes a butterface bag?

  7. rough, LIVE

    Beck! Beck! Beck! Please help us meet our hero, Gloria Allred!

  8. cc

    Go with your strengths, I always say.

  9. Swearin

    “Okay now we just add the tip…and make the balls a little rounder…actually, I’m going to make them soccer balls, haha!”

  10. Johnny P!

    Can’t Jennifer Aniston find a more graceful way of getting his autograph?

  11. squishy

    Whore yourself much bitch?!

  12. dontkillthemessenger

    Apparently, she doesn’t care about his genital itch problem.

  13. still hit it

    yeah their real…f@#k you

  14. Jill_Ess

    I gave that bitch a smiley face. Bitches love smiley faces.

  15. That smile says “I’ll be thinking of you with my hands in my pants later”.

    • RoBert

      At least that woman can smile. His own wife never smiles because she thinks it causes wrinkles. The vanity of the ugliest never stops to amaze me.

  16. “Just make it ‘Pay to the Order of Marla Mammaries’ and you’ll never hear from me again.”

  17. Nice headband.

  18. Ticonderoga

    “Don’t look right, Don’t look right, Don’t look right…”

  19. Aaron

    I would totally bend that over like Beckham.

  20. And the other hand is on the crotch.

  21. Kady

    Blake Lively does not waste a minute!

  22. skunk


  23. Not a very glamorous photo,I admit, but he was a gentleman,and YES,they are real,and he signed the jersey he gave me.Thanks DB xx

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