Oh yeah, he smashed them later.
If she was holding grapefruit halves he’d be staring right at them. He probably doesn’t even remember what titties are supposed to look like.
sign it to Motorboat Spice
I look at this picture and think “Damn, it must be great to be David Beckham!”.
Then I remember that he’s married to a woman resembling spray tanned Teflon, has a dozen kids, and as a professional athlete he’ll probably be worthless in less than a decade.
No cheating David; those sobbing soccer groupies are all armed with cameras and will sell you out to the first tabloid that offers them a 5 figure check.
Why he’d marry that tramp to begin with proves he’s fucking insane.
Congrats on your recent nuptials DJ.
I hope you live up to whatever expectations your bride has of you.
Thanks! We’re going on 6 years now, so far so good!
Doc, you rule
…and he’s gay
Why yes, I will autograph this picture of me adjusting myself..
I wonder if one of those companies that sponsors him makes a butterface bag?
Beck! Beck! Beck! Please help us meet our hero, Gloria Allred!
Go with your strengths, I always say.
“Okay now we just add the tip…and make the balls a little rounder…actually, I’m going to make them soccer balls, haha!”
Golden balls please
Can’t Jennifer Aniston find a more graceful way of getting his autograph?
Dont forget “white oprah” in the left corner, shes up for a punt cunt.
Whore yourself much bitch?!
Apparently, she doesn’t care about his genital itch problem.
yeah their real…f@#k you
I gave that bitch a smiley face. Bitches love smiley faces.
That smile says “I’ll be thinking of you with my hands in my pants later”.
At least that woman can smile. His own wife never smiles because she thinks it causes wrinkles. The vanity of the ugliest never stops to amaze me.
“Just make it ‘Pay to the Order of Marla Mammaries’ and you’ll never hear from me again.”
“Don’t look right, Don’t look right, Don’t look right…”
I would totally bend that over like Beckham.
And the other hand is on the crotch.
Commenting as a Guest
Sign in or Join.