superficial

  1. barbosa

    looking good britney!

  2. Valentina

    Crap, she’s as fat as I am…

  3. Anthony

    I like how she’s pushing in her fat with her palm.

  4. Bonky

    Oh my god, I am doing this in Croatia. F-cking Croatia. Do these people even have in house plumbing ?. When can I stop doing this and just enjoy my life ?

  5. EmmaWatson's Vagina

    oh that must be one hell of a turd that’s ready to come out of her.

  6. truth.org

    warshed up

  7. Tsavo

    Never thought I’d say this, but, fatty!

  8. Venom

    Oh God, I hope she is still not wearing outfits like this when she is 50 on stage.

  9. noni

    oh, the first thought that came to my head was “my, lady gaga has gained some weight”

  10. So is Croatia on the “A-List” of world tour cities now, or has Brittney descended to one step above playing tribal casino’s and riverboat venues?

    Pretend that was a real question.

    • Cock Dr

      Daddy & manager are trolling for every dollar. They know their little cash piglet is twitchy & will probably crap out on them one way or another very soon.
      It’s just amazing to me that they continue to get quite a few paying customers…are these people blind and deaf? Aren’t they angry at the lip synching?

    • CranAppleSnapple

      She’d better not, Leann Rimes will scratch her eyes out for interloping on her turf.

    • kimmykimkim

      Croatia can’t be on the A-List of world tour cities because its a country.

  11. It’s the new doughnut dance….it’s all the rage.

  12. Urbanspaceman

    So even Europeans pay money to watch this fat turd lip-sync to her studio-processed garbage. Who said they were more sophisticated than North Americans?

  13. lily

    not looking her best, but i will always love her. she was so hott in her day!

    • Copy that. We should all finally accept the fact that Britney will never again look as good as she did 8 or 10 years ago. She was fucking amazing. Even Marilyn Monroe started losing her looks towards the end. And how about Elizabeth Taylor…???

      • pip

        agreed…I’d still lick her box

      • Pat C.

        Agree with your point – Liz Taylor at 30 looked nowhere near as good as she did when she was 20. But she had talent, and that goes a long way.
        As for Britney, oh well, there’s the old pictures and videos.

  14. Last

    I keep seeing pics of Britney in concert and mostly I keep wondering who is paying to go to a Britney Spears concert in 2011?

  15. Willie Dixon

    ::fart sound::

  16. squishy

    Considering, as a celebrity, her life is to stay in amazing shape and do regular exercise to look good for her public…she is majorly sucking…wish my life was that simple…dumb ass!

  17. Perplexity

    I just vomited a bit in my mouth

  18. Racer X

    Has been skank!

  19. Raoul

    “Ooooh! Imma ’bout to birf this baby right now, y’all!”

  20. Ms. Spears’ rendition of the ‘Beer Gut Polka’ was the highlight of the evening.

  21. Senor Trout

    Nice to see that Ginger Lynn has branched out into doing Broadway shows.

  22. If I’m with the marketing department for Metamucil I’m all over this. If she’s not careful she’s going to end up dying like Elvis.

  23. LJ

    Reminds me of watching a forty something year old stripper who everyone tries to avoid when she comes around asking for lap dances.

  24. Sin

    It’s the Chunky Monkey Dance! Followed by the Vanilla Fudge dance then the Triple Chocolate Fudge dance…

  25. I guess showcasing Miss Piggy is one way to promote the new Muppets movie.

  26. Dr Ha-Ha

    Did she ever do Croatia when she was hot? No. So why now? This is the only version of Britney that backward East Europeans deserve.

  27. Elf

    “We see here the squawking bird trying to attract mates by showing off her assets, while doing neck movements that still puzzles biologists everywhere. Unfortunately for this one, however, the male of the species are too busy observing another mating ritual by another female: ‘No, I don’t know who leaked those nude photos from my phone!’”

  28. “Why yes, we telemarketers do like to have fun while we work.”

  29. UncleDenial

    Lip syncing is much harder than it looks. You have to remember to not actually say the words out loud. It’s easy to see why some one might throw their back out while doing it. LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!

  30. Sad. And thick.

  31. She turning into the old guy at the club

  32. Elle

    And weird angles takes another victim… weird angles must be stopped!

  33. “Shame on me……”

    *lets out a ripper*

    “…to need, release.”

  34. Gotta…push…the…chilli…dogs…out…

  35. MRF

    If you look close, you can see a ham sandwich stuffing her bra.

  36. They should send that rhino to somalia. They would eat her in no time.

  37. TRUTH

    ….. (0ne word) … SAD!

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