superficial

  1. castallare

    Welcome to my windowless van; I’ve got fun and games.

  2. edamame

    Welcome to the trailer park.

  3. Let it begin

    Most overrated band of all time. Next to Zep, of course.

  4. Venom

    I can’t say anything bad about the man, once one of the greatest singers of all time.

  5. Quavis

    …I remember I use to be as thin as an axle. Now I’m as big as the goddamn 18 wheeler!

  6. Looks like he just finished writing the first word for the first song for the next GnR album that should come out in 2030.

  7. TomFrank

    “Now all I need is a slutty blonde wife with one name, an enormously oversized ass and rack, and a propensity for tweeting pics of herself, and my transformation will be complete. Oh, and some skin darkener.”

  8. Tonight Rio…tomorrow Croatia!

  9. Johnny P!

    Can’t believe he needs that much security for the launch of his new signature fragrance at Target.

  10. Minky Wail

    Brazil, eh? Welcome to the jungle?

  11. squishy

    Gotta work on your pants dude!

  12. Perplexity

    Carrot Top has a cool moustache

  13. cc

    He and Nick Nolte go to the same haberdasher.

  14. Somewhere, Kid Rock is going “teeee heeee heeee…!”.

  15. He should invest what little money he has left in a less transparent hat.

  16. He looks as good as Chinese Democracy was.

  17. CharmlessMan

    Why do I get the feeling that if the wind took his hat, there would be a scraggly red mane glued to the inside of it as it blew away like a sad sad comet?

  18. It’s nice to see the sartorial splendor of American celebrities who make an effort to always look their best when visiting our friends in beautiful Rio…

  19. rough vesus the grain

    You see this? In Brazil, they make citizen’ arrest for those living in their past glory. I’m telling you those Brazilians are catapulting to superpower status.

  20. me

    American Chopper found their missing ginger relative

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