Welcome to my windowless van; I’ve got fun and games.
Most overrated band of all time. Next to Zep, of course.
Leave Zep out of this
Sir, you are correct.
Sir, you are a moron
What a clueless statement.
hey tin ear, just b/c you don’t get it, doesn’t make it “overrated”…fuckface
Welcome to the trailer park.
I can’t say anything bad about the man, once one of the greatest singers of all time.
you call that off-key caterwauling ‘singing’? Chris Cornell can ‘sing’. all this ego train wreck ever did was yell like a fucking cat hit with a hammer. talk about ‘dated music’. and take off that hat Axl, LET IT SHINE!
“Venom” is almost correct, for once.
…I remember I use to be as thin as an axle. Now I’m as big as the goddamn 18 wheeler!
Looks like he just finished writing the first word for the first song for the next GnR album that should come out in 2030.
“Now all I need is a slutty blonde wife with one name, an enormously oversized ass and rack, and a propensity for tweeting pics of herself, and my transformation will be complete. Oh, and some skin darkener.”
Tonight Rio…tomorrow Croatia!
Can’t believe he needs that much security for the launch of his new signature fragrance at Target.
Brazil, eh? Welcome to the jungle?
Gotta work on your pants dude!
He wears them extra baggy so nobody makes fun of his SHA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA KNEES, KNEES
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! This one gave me a chuckle outloud!
Carrot Top has a cool moustache
He and Nick Nolte go to the same haberdasher.
Somewhere, Kid Rock is going “teeee heeee heeee…!”.
He should invest what little money he has left in a less transparent hat.
He looks as good as Chinese Democracy was.
Why do I get the feeling that if the wind took his hat, there would be a scraggly red mane glued to the inside of it as it blew away like a sad sad comet?
It’s nice to see the sartorial splendor of American celebrities who make an effort to always look their best when visiting our friends in beautiful Rio…
You see this? In Brazil, they make citizen’ arrest for those living in their past glory. I’m telling you those Brazilians are catapulting to superpower status.
American Chopper found their missing ginger relative
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