Drop the Chalupa!
Praying that Eddie Murphy agrees to do another 48 Hours.
What would it be called?
48 Hours ’til Homelessness.
48 Hours ’til The Morgue.
looks more like down and out in beverly hills 2
Did you ever see the SVU episode with Ann Margret, where we find out at the end that the womanizing mattress king is still alive, and has been a victim of a terrible burn and has his face all melted off? This guy looks like him.
“Call 911, call 911!”
“California is the home of where is gonna occur the world’s worst cat-a-strofe….sittin’ on a shelf out there…..3 states on that shelf, California, Oregon & Missouri. The day of the biggest earthquake….those 3 states are gonna be shoved right offa that shelf there. They call that the “Continental Divide.” ….
…. The Pope knew about this years ago. He said it was St. Andrew’s fault.”
Kinda funny, but you should’ve found a more relevant or recognizable Archie Bunker quote.
I liked it…a cerebral AITF reference
Funny, everyone in Ireland over 40 looks like that
Damn, Deacon, how much of Europe did you visit?
Speaking as someone of Irish descent…yes, they do. Not me though, I am a handsome fellow (from the German side).
If you were in better shape yourself the able bodied mightn’t have got away.
“Lemme tell ya, Edith, you can’t really *buy* beer… you can only rent it.”
Here’s the thing, you dingbat – that line wasn’t original 40 years ago. So you really can stop quoting wholesale from your parents’ favorite DVD collection any old time now.
Nick Nolte as Philip Marlowe in The Big Schlump.
Does Taco Bell make a bourbon burrito now?
Pretty modest effort as far as Hallowe’en costumes go.
isn’t truman capote dead?
“Oh, honey, I would never be caught DEAD in those clothes.” – the Ghost of Truman Capote
He was actually on his way to meet Mickey Rourke and Tom Waites for a few drinks before heading over to a Lyle Lovett concert. I swear I felt the astral planes shift a bit…
“…and I said, bet yer ass I can wear Pajamas all the time – all I need is a coat and a hat from time to time…”
That’s a sure is a nice Mood Hat, it turns blue when he’s hungry!
Nick is using the burrito to replace the vital nutrients lost when he barfed on his shirt.
At what point did Nick Nolte and Gary Busey become the same person?
I think we’d all ask for a seat reassignment if that sat down beside us.
Brando is looking pretty good lately.
Dr. Drew is somewhere salivating.
I hope he’s driving ‘cuz he’s way too fucked up to walk.
Hasn’t Benjamin Jacob “Ben” Grimm done this in an airport?
OK, I’ll ask the hard question: Where did he find a hat in XXXXXXL?
Largest. Head. EVER.
why is elijah wood hiding behind that old man?
There’s always a methed-out-lookin Elijah Wood in the background taking a hit off the joint saying it with his eyes….
He’s slowly morphing in Bebop from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Nolte’s up to 3 strokes a day – he’s almost beating Keith Richards.
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Nick Nolte at LAX. (September 30, 2011)