1. catapostrophe

    Drop the Chalupa!

  2. Venom

    Praying that Eddie Murphy agrees to do another 48 Hours.

  3. Anon

    Did you ever see the SVU episode with Ann Margret, where we find out at the end that the womanizing mattress king is still alive, and has been a victim of a terrible burn and has his face all melted off? This guy looks like him.

  4. “Call 911, call 911!”

  5. EmmaWatson's Vagina

    “California is the home of where is gonna occur the world’s worst cat-a-strofe….sittin’ on a shelf out there…..3 states on that shelf, California, Oregon & Missouri. The day of the biggest earthquake….those 3 states are gonna be shoved right offa that shelf there. They call that the “Continental Divide.” ….
    …. The Pope knew about this years ago. He said it was St. Andrew’s fault.”

  6. Deacon Jones

    Funny, everyone in Ireland over 40 looks like that

  7. EmmaWatson's Vagina

    “Lemme tell ya, Edith, you can’t really *buy* beer… you can only rent it.”

    • Here’s the thing, you dingbat – that line wasn’t original 40 years ago. So you really can stop quoting wholesale from your parents’ favorite DVD collection any old time now.

  8. TomFrank

    Nick Nolte as Philip Marlowe in The Big Schlump.

  9. Does Taco Bell make a bourbon burrito now?

  10. cc

    Pretty modest effort as far as Hallowe’en costumes go.

  11. world traveller

    isn’t truman capote dead?

  12. Johnny P!

    He was actually on his way to meet Mickey Rourke and Tom Waites for a few drinks before heading over to a Lyle Lovett concert. I swear I felt the astral planes shift a bit…

  13. Perplexity

    “…and I said, bet yer ass I can wear Pajamas all the time – all I need is a coat and a hat from time to time…”

  14. derp

    That’s a sure is a nice Mood Hat, it turns blue when he’s hungry!

  15. Mwaddams

    Nick is using the burrito to replace the vital nutrients lost when he barfed on his shirt.

  16. ComedyPuppet

    At what point did Nick Nolte and Gary Busey become the same person?

  17. whiskeyafternoon

    I think we’d all ask for a seat reassignment if that sat down beside us.

  18. Tanzarian

    Brando is looking pretty good lately.

  19. Dr. Drew is somewhere salivating.

  20. Cristina


  21. I hope he’s driving ‘cuz he’s way too fucked up to walk.

  22. rough vesus the grain

    Hasn’t Benjamin Jacob “Ben” Grimm done this in an airport?

  23. OK, I’ll ask the hard question: Where did he find a hat in XXXXXXL?

  24. Buddy the Elf

    Largest. Head. EVER.

  25. cornyb

    why is elijah wood hiding behind that old man?

  26. Big_Mike

    There’s always a methed-out-lookin Elijah Wood in the background taking a hit off the joint saying it with his eyes….

  27. blt

    He’s slowly morphing in Bebop from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

  28. MRF

    Nolte’s up to 3 strokes a day – he’s almost beating Keith Richards.

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