For her, it’s “Coke Lines”.
For him, it’s about to be “Chalk Lines”.
Ahh, here we see the Gold Digger with her mark in her natural habitat.
Weekend at Hugh’s: Halloween Edition.
it’s true love. Of money.
California’s most richly compensated wet nurse.
I’d hit it.
Then I’d cut her head off.
He does not need a wheelchair because his air pumped penis is attached in her ass.
When did Halloween become dress like a slut day?
A long time ago.
@Dox where have you been for like the past 15 years?
You said ‘like’
Ever hear of “Samhain”?
Crystal has no idea who Miley is and Hugh can’t even remember what he had for breakfast.
Beetlejuice looks older than normal.
We’d better not see LeAnn and Eddie dressed as this. For the love of God.
What I find absurd is the Playmate is dressed more demurely that Miley.
The Terminator is at the door. Good.
Robin Cradles & Miley Virus
Nice catch… he nerdy guy said with no pride whatsoever.
This was for cc’s Terminator comment. Stupid computer.
Seriously, this is just fucking pathetic.
She is dressed as Miley, He is dressed as Chris Brown.
She knows what it’s like to feel old age coming.
Well, this is better than Kate and John Gosslin, barely.
When did Hugh start dating Hot Donna?
Do they have him permanently hooked up to an intravenous Viagra feed?
Who’s your great great great grand daddy?
Looking pasty and nasty without the infamous Playboy airbrushing. Bad legs
He looks so lifelike.
oh, Crystal, my dear D-rated wannabie and gold-digger, you’re way better than that.
Such a cute photo. Perfect for their Christmas cards.
I hate you so much for putting this image in my head.
What has been seen, can never be UNseen.
Yup. Crazy train.
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Crystal Hefner posted this pic of herself with her husband Hugh Hefner to Instagram. (October 27, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN