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  1. JimBB

    Ah, that’s sweet. He came as the Olson twins.

  2. that whole romijn thing is making more sense now.

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    This is highly offensive to Redskins.

  4. Showing your true form in public, John? That’s dangerous.

  5. “I’m horny. HAHA. Get it? Do ya get it? Horny? Ha. I, uh, I’m way more famous than any job I’ve had in the last 20 years could justify. I’m in a yogurt commercial for Christ’s sake. They keep inviting me to shit like this but this is the only costume I could afford. Do you need a classically handsome guy to mow your lawn or skim your pool? Anything? Really, anything?”

  6. Your eternally damned to have nothing but Greek yogurt! Rectally! Muahahahaha!

  7. fred

    Not to be a nit picker, but shouldn’t the horns be on top of his head and not on his forehead? I know a little something about this because I am Jewish.

    The ladies won’t say anything because of the “horns” in his pants, evidenced by the big bulge. No wonder this guy is able to nail everything that moves.

  8. cc

    He fucked Rebecca Romijn at her peak. I’d have sold my soul too.

  9. Ah.. red face is OK…..

  10. “What horns?”

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