Are those iphones glued to their hands, or what?
Well they don’t have pockets and the phones kept falling out of their vaginas.
My ex carries hers in her bra.
They’re the female version of Night at the Roxbury.
See my previous post.
Yeah, I will take this one too to go please.
are all these bitches heading to Mr. Bones pumpkin patch too? That place is insane. I actually picture the famewhore Heidi camping out there just praying for a photog to waste a click on her. Nothing doing whoreface.
The air of desperation around them is so strong it bent the tree.
Hef got one past the goalie? The end times are upon us.
Swing your damn arms.
Put it in my mouth She said put it in her mouth I said my muthafuckin’ mouth I mean her muthafuckin’ mouth.
Such eloquence! Congratulations.
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