step one: cut a hole in the pumpkin.
Um, please take pumpkin home before step one.
At least get it into the car.
It’s just my dick in a pumpkin… oooooo-ooooooooooohhh, my dick in a pumpkin.
Isn’t this the same pumpkin patch that kicked Courtney Stodden and her old man bag out? What is it with has-beens or wanna bes and pumpkins?
No shit! These F-listers are drawn to them like moochelle to paula deen’s cooking.
That’s NOT Courtney Stodden?
Apparently, you never saw the billboard on Santa Monica Boulevard: “Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch: Where Has-Beens and Never-Weres Get Noticed Again.”
I think she’s more interested in it than he is….
even more so if that top comes down, and gravity is definitely taking hold here
What do rednecks to for Halloween?
Who is this person? He looks like a 70s reject.
He was the lead singer for a 90′s band called Bonham. He used to be so beautiful…
They had songs such as 18 and Life, Young Gone Wild and Remember Yesterday.
Damn I feel old.
Ack! I mean Skid Row, not Bonham. Sorry.
Ah yes, the heavy metal “sense of humor.” If he could breathe underwater he’d go down to the lake and hump fish…
When I was relevant this was how I held a groupie’s neck to get just the right amount of suction!
He and Lindsay follow the same dental hygiene regimen.
I thought he died. Seriously, didn’t he die?
No that was the guy from Warrant.
No, but his career has been dead for a long, long time.
Wait…he’s NOT the guy from Warrant? Who the fuck is he?
Damn I wish I could remember the 80′s…I’ve been told I had an awesome time.
Me too! It was my first thought!
Are we thinking of Jani Lane, then? He was awesome in High Strung.
Sebastian Bach is best known for being the lead singer of the band Skid Row. You might know his songs “18 and Life” and “Youth Gone Wild”. If you don’t know those songs then it might be worth your time to find them on Youtube. He really is talented.
His career isn’t dead, by the way. He released an album this september.
LOL. Now I can’t stop thinking of Roberto Begnini in, “Night on Earth.”
The odd one out? The pumpkin. It’s actually not a vegetable, it’s a fruit.
From the thumbnail I seriously thought this was Jennifer Aniston showing us how badly she wishes she was pregnant. I’m not even kidding. Thought it was her.
Mr. Bones: The only pumpkin patch that offers STD screenings upon exit.
Ichabod Crane sure loves his pumpkins around this time of year.
Crest Whitestrips, here’s your new spokesperson.
Aging rock star with the typical fake-looking dick receptacle. And some groupie chick in tow.
This is just sad now.
That’s just “Monkey Business!”
Look I’m banging Snooki!
Look at me! I’m Lance Armstrong!
I guess he wanted to fuck an intellectual for a change. Sorry, Toots.
The thumbnail led me to believe it was Sarah Jessica-Parker.
her ass goes straight into her back.
“Honey, don’t do that here…some of these children aren’t even related to us.”
“his will work Honey, I’ll go s Jessica Simpson.”
Ew and Ewer.
Apparently Courtney Stodden understood she dressing like a stripper was inappropriate and came back to Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch fully clothed. She cleans up well.
“Look what I can afford to buy with my Gilmore Girls money.”
YES! Thank you. I knew I recognised him! I miss the Gilmore Girls.
Nothing says Homo Badass like long bleached blond hair and a pumped-up warrior tattooed on your bicep.
“One pumpkin and a lot to go, oh oh!”
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