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  1. Richard McBeef

    step one: cut a hole in the pumpkin.

  2. just here for laughs

    Isn’t this the same pumpkin patch that kicked Courtney Stodden and her old man bag out? What is it with has-beens or wanna bes and pumpkins?

  3. SSHGuru

    I think she’s more interested in it than he is….

  4. Sodomy_Is_For_Everyone

    What do rednecks to for Halloween?
    Pump Kin.

  5. GB

    Who is this person? He looks like a 70s reject.

    • freak show

      He was the lead singer for a 90′s band called Bonham. He used to be so beautiful…
      They had songs such as 18 and Life, Young Gone Wild and Remember Yesterday.
      Damn I feel old.

  6. Tuppy

    Ah yes, the heavy metal “sense of humor.” If he could breathe underwater he’d go down to the lake and hump fish…

  7. farting old man's wife

    When I was relevant this was how I held a groupie’s neck to get just the right amount of suction!

  8. cc

    He and Lindsay follow the same dental hygiene regimen.

  9. I thought he died. Seriously, didn’t he die?

    • kimmykimkim

      No that was the guy from Warrant.

    • CranAppleSnapple

      Me too! It was my first thought!
      Are we thinking of Jani Lane, then? He was awesome in High Strung.

      • Trek Girl

        Sebastian Bach is best known for being the lead singer of the band Skid Row. You might know his songs “18 and Life” and “Youth Gone Wild”. If you don’t know those songs then it might be worth your time to find them on Youtube. He really is talented.

        His career isn’t dead, by the way. He released an album this september.

  10. LOL. Now I can’t stop thinking of Roberto Begnini in, “Night on Earth.”

  11. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    The odd one out? The pumpkin. It’s actually not a vegetable, it’s a fruit.

  12. kimmykimkim

    From the thumbnail I seriously thought this was Jennifer Aniston showing us how badly she wishes she was pregnant. I’m not even kidding. Thought it was her.

  13. Yoho

    Mr. Bones: The only pumpkin patch that offers STD screenings upon exit.

  14. Ichabod Crane sure loves his pumpkins around this time of year.

  15. Crest Whitestrips, here’s your new spokesperson.

  16. AnnaDraconida

    Aging rock star with the typical fake-looking dick receptacle. And some groupie chick in tow.

  17. Venom

    This is just sad now.

  18. Jables19

    That’s just “Monkey Business!”

  19. j/k

    Look I’m banging Snooki!

  20. The Brown Streak

    Look at me! I’m Lance Armstrong!

  21. I guess he wanted to fuck an intellectual for a change. Sorry, Toots.

  22. Guvnah

    The thumbnail led me to believe it was Sarah Jessica-Parker.

  23. GodIsFiction

    her ass goes straight into her back.

  24. “Honey, don’t do that here…some of these children aren’t even related to us.”

  25. Mike701

    “his will work Honey, I’ll go s Jessica Simpson.”

  26. Blech

    Ew and Ewer.

  27. suck it

    Apparently Courtney Stodden understood she dressing like a stripper was inappropriate and came back to Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch fully clothed. She cleans up well.

  28. Uncle Phil

    “Look what I can afford to buy with my Gilmore Girls money.”

  29. Nothing says Homo Badass like long bleached blond hair and a pumped-up warrior tattooed on your bicep.

  30. EZ-B

    “One pumpkin and a lot to go, oh oh!”

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