Everyone knows you never go full retard…
That’s her impression of his sex face.
The ol’ finger in the butt gag, classic
Beat me to it!
Nick likes a certain type of girl for a wife.
I know retards, I work with retards, retards are my friends. Vanessa you’re no retard.
He doctor forgot to do her other lip.
Reminds me of porn star Sienna West.
Two mongs don’t make a right.
Her reaction to being asked if they could afford the room they’re staying in on their own.
She’s imitating his ex-wife’s “thinking” face.
She is the reason that first cousins don’t marry!!
“Hey Vanessa, do your ‘Jessica reads a can of tuna’ impression!”
Honey, show them your, “wrong hole,” face.
I guess HERP DERP would be too easy.
How the hell do these two make a living?
Still way hotter than J Simp.
I always knew she had a little monkey in her.
This is what happens after you watch Gossip Girl.
Times must be tough in their household… poor Vanessa was forced to make a dress from that anti-slip material you line drawers and shelves with.
So Vanessa, why don’t you describe to our readers and your fans your reaction to anal sex…
My mother always told me my face would freeze like that one day.
I thought that was Tila Tequila.
“Hey honey, Mr Thumb has a delivery to the back door!”
She’s going the way of Kathy Lee Gifford. Makeup cake face, endless range of stupid expressions and annoying as hell.
PICTURED: A typical airhead making a dopey spaced-out face for the camera, and Vanessa Minnillo.
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