superficial

  1. Everyone knows you never go full retard…

  2. MInky Wail

    That’s her impression of his sex face.

  3. Anthony

    The ol’ finger in the butt gag, classic

  4. Cock Dr

    Nick likes a certain type of girl for a wife.

  5. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    I know retards, I work with retards, retards are my friends. Vanessa you’re no retard.

  6. GB

    He doctor forgot to do her other lip.

  7. Bonky

    Reminds me of porn star Sienna West.

  8. The Pope

    Two mongs don’t make a right.

  9. dontkillthemessenger

    Her reaction to being asked if they could afford the room they’re staying in on their own.

  10. She’s imitating his ex-wife’s “thinking” face.

  11. farting old man's wife

    She is the reason that first cousins don’t marry!!

  12. cc

    “Hey Vanessa, do your ‘Jessica reads a can of tuna’ impression!”

  13. Honey, show them your, “wrong hole,” face.

  14. Surprise buttsects!

  15. hmna

    I guess HERP DERP would be too easy.

  16. Venom

    How the hell do these two make a living?

  17. Still way hotter than J Simp.

  18. SteveG

    I always knew she had a little monkey in her.

  19. The Brown Streak

    This is what happens after you watch Gossip Girl.

  20. Times must be tough in their household… poor Vanessa was forced to make a dress from that anti-slip material you line drawers and shelves with.

  21. So Vanessa, why don’t you describe to our readers and your fans your reaction to anal sex…

  22. TomFrank

    My mother always told me my face would freeze like that one day.

  23. Blech

    I thought that was Tila Tequila.

  24. McCamie

    “Hey honey, Mr Thumb has a delivery to the back door!”

  25. zoya

    She’s going the way of Kathy Lee Gifford. Makeup cake face, endless range of stupid expressions and annoying as hell.

  26. eskwire

    PICTURED: A typical airhead making a dopey spaced-out face for the camera, and Vanessa Minnillo.

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